The Nerd who is Also Very Beautiful and Hot and Likes the Bad Boy

The hot nerd who is very stereotypical

The school bell rang loudly as the students ran out of the school.

"Save yourself!" a student roared.

"Get out of the school before the teachers assign more work!" another chimed in.

"She's got my leg! She's got my leg!" a brunette student screamed as she was dragged by her leg into the detention room.

Jill knew it was time. She pulled out her binoculars and tracking gadget. She smelled the overuse of cologne and followed it to Preston. The light glistened on his leather jacket. Jill sneaked up behind him and clipped the tracking gadget onto his leather jacket. Before time ran out, Jill took a quick sniff of him and got her scissors out to clip a bit of his curly black hair off. She snipped off a respectable chunk and put it in a jar. Pulling out her phone, she observed him walking away with his friends. Jill snapped some pictures of his butt.

Preston was the school's bad boy. He was so hot and never followed the rules. One time, a teacher told him to stop talking. So he took off his ripped jeans to reveal a My Little Pony thong. He jumped on the desk and started twerking while he shrieked Chandelier by Sia. Jill made sure to get and HD video with her 20 megapixel camera. She has a photo of his buttocks framed in her room. Another time he broke the rules was with his skinny jeans. He wore skinny jeans so skinny and tight that they are banned in 48 countries and 39 states. They live in one of those banned states. The police showed up at school after a concerned teacher called them. The police officers barged into the class and arrested him. He was in juvie for two months, but he was probably the hottest one in juvie according to all the girls.

"Why did that very hot nerd girl that hides behind those ugly glasses just cut your hair and put it into a jar labeled the precious cargo?" one of Preston's friends said, who also was wearing a leather jacket, but obviously didn't look as good as Preston does.

"I don't know, we all could see her doing it," Preston responded with his super hot voice. He took off the tracking device.

"Gosh darn, I was going to figure out where he lived to take just a couple hundred innocent photos of him sleeping," Jill thought, very disappointed.

"Hey nerd, you're hot underneath those really weird glasses. I mean come on, they're way too for your face, are square, and have led lights on them. Anyway, wanna ride on the badboimobile aka my motorcycle?" Preston called out to her. 

"The bad boy mobile?" Jill asked.
"No, the badboimobile."
"I just said that."
"No, you're saying bad boy mobile. I'm saying badboimobile."
"What?"
"Yeah yeah. You say that now. But when you enter the annual saying words spelled wrong competition and lose, you cry. Why do you think I am a bad boy. Losing at a young age makes you automatically wear leather jacket and be a sexy bad boy."
"Sorry."
"SORRY? THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL! YOU ARE LUCKY I AM LETTING YOU RIDE UPON MY CHARIOT! MY BADBOIMOBILE!"
Jill burst into a violet fit of rage.

"How dare you speak to O Smart One like that! I shall return!" Jill screamed.

"So are you coming?"
"Yeah I am."
"K."
"K."

Jill followed Preston out to his motorcycle. It was so majestic and it had a sticker on it that said 'This motorcycle is approved by the National Bad Boy Association'. 

"You know, if you didn't wear those ridiculous glasses and cardigan and stereotypical nerd clothes you'd be smoking hot," Preston said as he ripped the glasses off her face and drove his motorcycle over them.

"Now I can't see!" Jill complained as she bumped into a pole and broke her nose.

"Ouchie! That looked like it hurt! Maybe going and getting a bad girl makeover will help you. You look really stupid and ugly right now. I'm allowed to be mean because I'm the bad boy that is mean but actually has a good heart but I had childhood trauma that makes me act out."

"He's so thoughtful," Jill thought as she blushed.

Broken nosed Jill rode on Preston's motorcycle all the to 'Bad Girl's R Us'. There were cropped leather jackets, ripped jeans, scary looking boots, chains, and so much more!

"After this, no one will remember how ugly you were!" Preston gushed.

"He's so sweet. AWW!" Jill thought.

"Ooh, the shape-wear aisle! You're gonna need that!" Preston said as he glanced at her butt.

"Preston is such a sweet bad boy! Really thinking about what I need!" Jill thought again.

Just then, a group of bad girls came from behind a corner.

"Hello, hottie! You look like such a bad boy! Wanna date me?" one said as she twirled her hair around her finger.

"NO! JILL IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE!" Preston screamed in her ear as a tear went down his face. The girl licked it off his face. Preston grabbed them with his muscular arms and threw them down the aisle. They ran away, but not before Jill stole all their leather jackets.

"We are so heroic!" Jill said.

"I know, right. I'm protecting your honor," Preston said.

Unfortunately, they would not be prepared for what happened next.