Summernapped(ON HOLD! EDITING)

The Cheese Cake The Trip And the Finger Quartet

Cheese cake mmmmmmm.

Take me chez cake.

Take me to your leader.

No no no chez cake don't try to throw chez puffs at me.

I will just catch them... in my mouth.

Yasssss the chez cake leader. Mmmmm those strawberry sliced wings. YESS make your way over to me with those cheese puff paws. Mmm YESS kiss me with those icing lips.

Closer...

Closer...

CLOSER!

"WAKE UP WE HAVE PANCAKES AND BAC-" whoever the hell this is gets cut off by me punching him in the gut, hard.

"OW WHAT THE FUCK GIANNA!" Whoops...

"YOU MADE ME WAKE UP FROM MY RARE DREAM I COULD HAVE KISSED MY LIFE LONG LOVE!" I scream at him and throw a pillow at his face.

His confused face is all of a sudden looking all amused.

Fuck you.

"FIVE PIECES OF BACON LEFT PEOPLE!" I hear Luke scream and start sprinting down the stairs with Calum on my tail.

Man I wish I had a tail...

I end up beating Calum to the bacon and I grab all five. HA SUCKA!

"What! Why did you take All of them!" Calum screams as I run to one end of the table.

"BECAUSE IM A FUCKING GROWING CHILD!" I move to the other side as he runs to where I was.

"GUYS HELP ME OUT!" Calum screams as I chuck a small piece of my Bacon up his ass. Hey sure I Baconnapped them but im not gonna let all of them suffer the wrath of Calums nastay butt. Yes nastay.

Ok so maybe it didnt go completely up his ass but at least they made it down his pants. YESSS VICTORY IS OURS!

"AHHHHHH GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!" Calum screams as Luke tries putting his hand down Calums pants.

I walk over to the kitchen table and sit next to Sarah.

"Sometimes I get turned on by desserts." I say bluntly

I start eating my bacon while everyone watched me. Even Puke and Cal turned around to make a weird face. I can not even describe what their faces looked like its priceless!

But seriously I do get turned on by desserts. Flon, Chocolate Cake, CHEZ CAKE, Oreos, Danishes, Cheese in General, you name it and it will for sure be on my list.

And thats a guarantee.

"Your a strange child." Ashton says while looking at me weirdly. "BACK OFF ASSWIPE SHES MINE!" Sarah screams and holds me like her life depended on it. God I feel like shes Gollum and Im Precious. Which sounds kinda weird now that I think about it. I mean who names there ring Precious?

"Ok then jeez."

"HEY THERES ENOUGH GIA TO GO AROUND THE ROOM!" I scream at them not thinking anything about it. Well until they all start throwing me on the couch and piling on me like a dog pile.

"OK NOW ALL OF GIA IS TAKEN CMON GET OFF PEOPLE BACK TO YOUR SEATS!" I yell like a military sargent as they all go back to their seats except Michael.

"But I've been waiting especially long to get a piece of Gia!" He whines and gets on his knees to beg. Ha no I dont think so.

"I SAID BACK TO YOUR SEAT PEASANT!" I scream once again andhe sprints back to his seat faster then I could say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Which isnt very fast considering my pronunciation