Raged Girlfriends Heroes Singing and...Stalkers?

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🐬Gianna's POV🐬

I woke up on the couch not knowing where I was. I mean I know I'm ON the couch but what's on me?

I open my eyes to see Calums butt in my face, Michael laying on top of me, Ashtons feet by my head, Sarah laying on Lukes back, and Luke cuddling with my butt like it was a pillow.

Man Puke you are so lucky that your girlfriend wasn't the first to wake up.

I cut the limp limbs off of me and fight my way through the hoard of monsters!

In other words... I just walk.

I grab bacon randomly out and walk out the back door. I sit on the balcony chair and think of the word bowl.

Bowl.

Bowl bowl.

Bowl bowl bowl, bowl bowl.

BOWL!

It sounds so weird!

I hear the door open and shut and Luke comes out. "You can't be out here! Someone could like kidnap you!"

Is he serious?

"I can do whatever I want, punk! Oh and by the way... WERE ON FREAKIN BALCONY ON THE 16 FLOOR, IM PRETTY SURE IM OK."

I say and sag down in my chair more.

"Hey guys" Michael comes outside with tea and sits on the other chair.

"Sup"

"YO HOMESLICE WHATS UP MEH MAN?!?!??"

"Sup guys."

"Hey ash."

"Hey man"

"Sup weirdo."

And then Sarbear comes out.

"HEY BOOGER!"

"HEY DERPFACE! CMON GIVE GIA A HUG!" I get up and we give each other bear hugs.

Ashton's POV

I love bear hugs.

🐬Gia's POV🐬
Me and Sarbear are just standing awkwardly on the balcony, until Calum comes in.

"HEY GUYS WHERES THE F-" he was cut short by me screaming.

"AHHHHHHHHHH" I screech in terror as I fall off the balcony but by luck caught the railing on my way down. Wait why am I so calm? AHHHH IM ABOUT TO FALL OFF A FREAKIN BALCONY ON THE 16 FLOOR!

"AHHHHHHHHGH!" I scream and try to get a good grip as everyone else freaks out.

"GIA DONT DIE I LOVE YOU I THOUGHT WE WERE BUTT DIALING GRANDMAS? WITHOUT YOU ITS JUST BUTT DIALING GRANDMA!"

"GIA DONT DIE, IM HUNGRY!" We all look at Luke and he just shrugs.

"Oops. DONT WORRY, DONT FRET, CALPAL HAS... GOT THIS IN THE NET!"

(Gia: I'm sorry but that was just too cheesy 😂)

I watch as Calum swiftly jumps over the railing and makes his way over to me. WAIT WHAT NO!

"AHHHHHH GET AWAY HES GONNA KILL ME SOMEONE HELP!" I thrash around as he inches closer and closer until he grabs me.

And due to my thrashing around I escape his arms but instead of falling into the railing, I Fall away from the railing. AHHHHHHH PLEASE POOL SAVE ME IM NOT READY TO DIE!

_________5 minutes later__________

Why am I not dead yet. I sit boredly and play with my fingers as everyone just watched me like I'm a dancing baby.

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