(MC POV)
Unfortunately, you made the mistake of telling Mammon about the human-world lottery.
Every time you two visited he would buy at least 100 cards, bragging and celebrating each time he won any money back.
"Mammon, you know the lottery is an addicting scam right?"
"Come onn Y/N!! Have some faith in me!! I made back 200 dollars this time!" He pouted while scratching out more tickets.
You sighed, relaxing on the bench outside the 7/11 he had purchased the tickets from. Those 200 dollars were probably going right back to buying more tickets. At least you got a bag of gummy bears out of it.
"Yep, you've obviously beaten the system," you commented. "You know you can just scan those in a machine to see if they're winners or not, right?"
"Yeah, but that gets rid of the game!! The rush!!" He exclaimed. He turned to finish scratching the current ticket he was working on. "Hey hey!! Look, I just won TWENTY dollars on this one!! That's 19 dollars of profit!!!!" He cheered.
"Wooo congratss~" you deadpanned. You couldn't help but smile looking at how excited he was about all his wins, which is the only reason you haven't dragged him somewhere else yet. You grabbed a red gummy bear, biting its head off before eating the rest.
Apparently Mammon had been watching you too, because he exclaimed "Yikes!!! So you just bite their heads off like that?? Kinda brutal, Y/N."
You shrugged, offering him the bag. He looked down at it, swatting it away. "No thanks! I prefer Devildom food."
"Aww come on Mammonn, is eating one lil gummy bear gonna kill you? I thought you were The GREAT Mammon!!" He turned his head and squinted at you, his sunglass-shaded gaze shifting between you and the bag of gummy bears. Without thinking, you reached for a pineapple flavored one and brought it to his mouth. "Say 'aah~'"
He blushed at the gesture, and snatched the gelatinous bear from your fingers. "Come ON Y/N, I can feed myself. You turning into Asmo or something?!" He promptly tossed the bear into his mouth, chewing it slowly.
He paused and said, "Wow, that's fucking disgusting. Gimme another one."
You almost dropped the bag of gummies from laughing at his contradictory remark. "No! I won't give you a single bear until you admit that you like them."
"I don't!!!" He complained. "Isn't candy for babies or something?? I just wanna- uh- show the gummies who's boss!!"
You laughed again, and stood up. "Ok Mammon, I'm gonna get something real quick." You walked back inside the 7/11, leaving Mammon to his tickets.
You slid another bag of gummy bears over the counter, buying an extra one for Mammon. You had just picked it up the shelf when you heard Mammon's voice scream, "HOLY SHIT!"
You slammed through the doors, flooded with worry, expecting to see a horrible scene.
Nope, you just saw mammon spinning around laughing. The hell did he scream for?? You asked yourself.
The second he saw you, he rushed up and tackled you in a big hug. "MAMMON!! What the HELL is going on?? You almost knocked me ov-" he interrupted loudly before you finished.
"Y/NN!!! I WON BIG!!! YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE ITT!!!!" He waved a card around the air, violently wrapping an arm around your shoulder and tugging you closer. "20,000 DOLLARS!!! THAT'S LIKE, 19 THOUSAND SOMETHING IN PROFIT!!!"
You shook your head, processing what he just said. "No way, surely you made a mistake SOMEWHERE right?" He handed you he card, and you skimmed over it about 10 times.
