The America Protection Squad (APS)

Hc 12 (plus story)

So to give some background for this Hc, this is based on what I did this one time. So me and two of my friends where in art class just chatting with each other and doing our art project, and it's a pretty common thing in our friend group that we trash talk ourselves for some unknown reason but we like our friends work better. So when my friend said that she thinks her picture isn't that great, but I said it looks amazing, and then this happened:

Friend 1: "Thanks... you know, sometimes I actually kind a like it when people complement me on things I'm bad at."

Me: "Oh you mean like art?"

Friend 1 & 2: "..........."

Friend 1: *starts laughing*

Friend 2: *also starts laughing*

Me: *realizing what I just said and thinking* "Oh (insert s word) I'm sorry" (a/n I actually didn't say the s word but I did say sorry)

So in short, I accidentally roasted my friend but don't worry we're still friends, anyway ever since that happen, I started accidentally roasting people (mostly my dad), but then a couple weeks ago I was like:

Me thinking: "What would happen if America accidentally roasted someone?"

And then that's how this Hc was born, here's the Hc:

So sometimes when other countries are talking about something they think was right or thought is was amazing, America then says something that counters what they said for example during a world meeting when England and France were fighting about who was better at war, then England said that he managed to win the 7 year war and this happen:

England: "At least I won the 7 year war"

America: *decided to jump into France and England conversation* "Said someone who lost to a colony who wasn't even 100 years old yet."

(A/N I don't know how old America was when he won the Independence war, someone plz tel me)

Everyone else: "....."

France: "....."

England: "...."

America: "...."

Everyone Nation except America: *starts laughing*

America "wait...." *starts apologizing*

Of course every nation find this funny because it's not often they here there Ray of sunshine roast someone, but of course America being the little innocent bean he is starts apologizing because he fells bad he roasted someone but the other nations tell him it's okay but America still apologizes.