Fffucj i love sayori (headcannons)

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Take an Evangelion meme because I watched EOE for the first time and I want to cry. I also deleted the previous chapter because tbh that was pretty cringe and I'm really sorry. 🤡

-Big Gay
-Like Massive homosexual
-When she's not scarring the children with Yaoi she watches Magical girl series
-she also likes slice of live and borderline ecchi
-might chill with Kenichi behind the scenes
-tried to convert Keiko to the weeb realm
-Almost worked, but Sayori got scared of the anime they watched (probably Serial Experiments Lain or something)
-Also Sayori is probably easily spooped
-likes memes
-"ok boomer"
-Cosplays around the house
-goes into hour long rants about translations (not like she needs to) with your daughter
-has a failing YouTube channel
-this is getting long
-tried pirating vocaloid and destroyed her computer
-yeah I based some of these around my real life experiences so what?
-Writes shitty X readers and Yuri/Yaoi books
-probably ordered a body pillow off of like EBay or some shit

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