Shawn mendes imagines

Riddles and stupid questions

"Hey shawn why did the golfer buy 2 of the same shirt?" I asked.

"Can I ask why you are asking me this y/n?" He said laughing, looking really confused.

"In case he got a hole in one!"

"Oh wow....you're such a saddo. Tell me another one," he said, waiting for me to answer.

"Well this is kind of different but spell attic really quickly!"

"A-T-T-I-C....oh wait," he burst out laughing and facepalmed.

"Do you want another joke?"

"Sure go ahead," shawn said, gesturing me to carry on.

"I went to the cinema the other day to watch a film called constipation but when I got there they told me it hadn't come out yet!"

"Omg y/n! That's my favourite one so far," shawn said smiling so hard his eyes were squinted- and I couldn't stop looking at his lazy eye. It was still cute.

"But I had lost my mood ring earlier so I didn't know how I felt about it!"

"That's good but mine is better."

"I highly doubt that shawn," I said, raising my eyebrows.

"Well I am sorry to say that you are wrong Y/n because it is..."

"Well get on with it then!" I said laughing.

"Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?" He asked.

"Why Shawn?"

"He was just tired of the hole thing!"

"Ok I admit that was very good but mine was still better."

"If you say so beautiful."

"Mug..."

"Oh shut up!" Shawn laughed, kissing me quickly on the lips.