This is probably even stupider than the last one. DISCLAIMER: if mentions of sexual actions make you uncomfortable don't read(I mean its Mineta what did you expect?)
POV Mineta
I just got back from a busy day of sexually harassing my female classmates because I'm a perv, but I'm kind of sick of being yelled at all the time. I need a girlfriend, then I can squeeze her tits as much as I want without her getting mad! (P.S. that's not how it works you fucker) maybe I should try being nice to some of the girls in my class? I mean that's what Kaminari told me to do. ... Nah it sounds like a lot of work. I guess I'll just have to pray to the anime gods till they give me what I want. Okay, here I go,
"Mr. anime god sir, please can I have a girlfriend in my bed by tomorrow morning. I want to be able to touch her breasts without getting into trouble, in the name of anime christ amen."
-Time skip to next morning-
Ahh, good morning world, I'm ready to get a beautiful girlfriend! Hmm, what's this?
"AAAHHHGG! IS THAT A TRASH CAN?" I don't understand, trash cans don't have titties. Is this some kind of cruel joke?
"NO MINETA."
"H-Huh anime gods is that you? Have you come to give me a girlfriend?"
"YOU SEE MINETA, THAT TRASH CAN IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
"W-W-What?"
"INDEED, SEEING AS YOU ARE TRASH TOO WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FITTING."
"W-Well, I DON'T WANT IT, TAKE IT BACK!"
"WE CAN'T DO THAT MINETA."
"B-But,"
"GOOOOODBYYYE MINETA."
"NO! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THE TRASH CAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
And scene, I lost brain cells from writing that but at least I did something. Don't catch coronavirus ( And if you already have or know someone who has, I'm sorry.) Have a nice quarantine. Catch ya on the flip side! Author out.
