Kenseiken

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Renji stood in the room that he shared with his lover, Byakuya. Earlier, the Noble had requested that he stayed in the room until otherwise notified, as one of the Kuchiki elders had come to visit. And this particular elder had the stick so far up his arse that they couldn't get it out if they tried. So needless to say, our favorite pineapple was bored out of his undies.

Looking around the room for something to entertain himself with, his eyes came across a spare kenseiken that Byakuya kept should anything happen to his usual set. Stepping over to it, he picked it up, shocked at how heavy the ceramic ornaments were. He wondered how the Noble was able to keep such perfect posture and keep his head high when wearing something this heavy on his head all day. Must be something in the genetic pool.

Retreating with the cannelloni noodle to in front of the mirror, Renji freed his hair of its tie. Picking up the ceramic ornament, he attempted to put it on, only to have it slide right off his head. Only his quick reflexes kept it from cracking to pieces upon the floor. He tried again, to no avail.

About half an hour later, he was still sitting in front of the mirror, attempting to put on the forsaken noodles, when Byakuya came in. "Thank goodness tha-" he said, stopping in mid-sentence, as he saw Renji trying on his noodles. "What are you doing?"

Meanwhile, the red-head blushed fiercely, before he said sheepishly, "I was wondering how you put these things on." Chuckling softly under his breath, Byakuya dropped a kiss on Renji's cheek, before taking the cannelloni noodle in one hand, and a hair-brush in the other. "Sit still." he said, before starting to brush out the crimson hair.

15 minutes later, Renji was wearing Byakuya's spare set of cannelloni noodles. "Might I add, you look rather beautiful in those." the Noble said as he set down his hair-brush. In between the bristles, crimson red danced with midnight black. At the compliment from his lover, Renji blushed furiously.

Byakuya pulled Renji to his feet, before locking their lips in a gentle kiss. After a moment, they pulled apart. "What I had intended to tell you, before we got distracted, was that our rather unwelcome visitor has finally taken his leave. I had come up to inform you of that, and that dinner is currently waiting for us." Byakuya said, taking Renji's hand and starting for the door.

"You sure the others won't mind me wearing your noodles?" Renji asked, before he realized what he had just said out loud. He quickly covered his mouth with his hand. However, the Noble only chuckled, before he said, "No, they won't mind, as long as you do not leave these grounds while wearing them. If they do mind, the last thing they see will be cherry blossoms."

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