Pills and Plants

3. That's What They Is

Chapter 3-

"Yo what the fuck..."

Imma kill Sage.

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This Terence

no this is the krusty krab

stop playin wimmie

i like games tho... you like
ps4 or pussybox?

Ps4 what the fuck
is pussybox?

imagine...

Imagine what? Actually
nvm fuck it lemme come
scoop you

scoop me some what? ice
cream nigga?

😐 you deadass?
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I laugh at that sped ass emoji and set my phone down. I gotta piss. I do my morning routine then come out the bathroom feelin all refreshed and shit only to find sage on my bed scrolling through instagram.

I jump on her and start punchin the fuck outta her back.

"You gave that nigga my number?!" she froze and stuck her lips out looking away.

"Maybe..."

I sigh and punch her one more time, they were soft hits I wasn't actually tryna fight her for all the weirdos that think I was. "Why you did some shit like that?" I ask as I get off of her.

"Cause you need a nigga."

Umm mc'scuse me bitch? "Bitch I'm my own man fuck I need a real one for?" I ask as I get up to take my pills. I wasn't gone take any but Sage here so she was gone nag me til I did anyway.

"Kai maybe a relationship is the thing that can calm you down a little." Here she go with this again.

"Sage the only thing that can calm me down is these mothafuckas on this dresser right here not a damn nigga." I roll my eyes tired of this conversation already.

She sighs seeing me get frustrated "Okay i'm sorry i'll shut up about it...what you want to eat?" she asks but ion know why she already know what imma feen for.

"I'm finna bust the fattest nut oh my gosh! Lemme go put some clothes." I rushed to my closet pulling out a grey Nike tracksuit and some white air max 90s. I brushed out my loose as curls with a wet brush before putting it into a low ponytail that stopped at the middle of my back. I grab some diamond studs and pop them in and finally putting on my diamond silvery name necklace.

I go to my bed and grab my apple watch puttin it on real quick and I grab my phone stuffing it in my pocket.

What am I forgetting?

My fuckin wallet. I know Sage ass wasn't gone remind me cause she hate when I pay for her but oh fuckin well.

I heard her suck her teeth when I grabbed it "Tough titty, lets rock and roll guys." I say as I grab her hand dragging her down the stairs. "If I find out my seed ain't been fed while i'm gone i'm killing everyone in this house!" I yell out as soon as I reach the bottom of the stairs.