Deceit disaster

June

-Spring was ending and now it was summer. Virgil and Romans relationship was perfect now. Remy and Emile were clingy as ever. They were always seen together, whether Emile was on Remy's lap, them holding hands at the counter, them cuddling on the couch, or even in bed together. Sleeping or something else. Virgil found it annoying sometimes. God, he wished they would do it at Emile's place. They were loud.-

-Deceit was sitting on the lights couch, listening to Patton ramble on about some dog he saw on the street.-

Patton: Oh! Don't you just LOVE dogs!

Deceit: Sure...but they don't usually love me *chuckles* of course I'm more into snakes anyways.

Patton: Dogs don't like you? But they are such amazing creatures! They wouldn't hurt a soul!

Deceit: Well maybe that was a lie...I just don't trust them thats all.

Patton: Trust? Dogs?

-Remus walks in and sits on Deceits lap.-

Remus: Dee dee! Do we have any spaghetti left?

-Patton looked confused when he saw Remus on Deceits lap. But he just played it off as it was just a thing Remus does.-

Deceit: No you ate it all. We have pancakes from Wednesday still. And I think we have some that mess you made Thursday.

Remus: Mess!? My pizza was delish! You are so damn picky!

Deceit, chuckling: Maybe so. But the kitchen took an hour to clean up.

-Remus rolled his eyes and smirked at him. He knew about Deceits plan to pretend something was going on between them so that his crush wouldn't be reveled. He kissed Deceit on the lips, placing his hand on Deceits thigh. Deceit responded by kissing him back. He knew what to expect by now.-

-Patton's. heart. dropped.-

-His face turned pale and his eyes widened like saucers. His mouth was open slightly. It was very dry. His bottom lip twitched and started to quiver. He was frozen in place. His hands began to shake. It felt like they were kissing forever when it had only been a minute.-

-Eventually Remus broke their kiss. He crooked Deceits hat and got up. He waltzed back to their place as if nothing had happened.-

Deceit: Patton?

-Patton realized he was still frozen. He snapped out of it.-

Patton: I- uh- y- yes?

Deceit: Are you ok? You seem pale..

Patton: Huh? oh- I'm fine!

Deceit: You sure?

-Deceit squinted and looked at him suspiciously. Patton got up quickly.-

Patton: I just remembered I need to go help Virgil with something! Sorry Deceit! Um bye!

-Patton tried rushing up the stairs. Deceit got up quickly and grabbed Patton's wrist preventing him from leaving-

Deceit: wait Patton! Why are you in a rush to be away from me? Did I do something wrong?

Patton: What?! No no no! You did nothing wrong! I'm not leaving you I'm just going to help Virgil!

Deceit: Patton thats a lie.

-Patton grabbed Deceits hand and took it off his wrist.-

Patton: No it isn't! I gotta go! See you later!

-Patton ran up the stairs leaving a distress and anxious snek boi downstairs.-