(joke chapter don't read I am rewriting soon)

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Max:21

Nikki:20

Neil:22

None of this belongs to me it belongs to Rooster Teeth

Things changed some good some bad

Max's life is like a action movie you know villains,bombs,death,murder,police shit,protecting the world and stupid stuff but life isn't a movie it sucks people die,trauma,abuse,pain you name it it happens everyday

Max knows the world is shit his younger self wouldn't have bothered he was basically every angsty teenager ever but unlike his younger self he gives a shit about people he cares about what people going through shit like his it was fucking sick but he didn't care about stupid shit like spoiled brats complaining about their Gucci shit.

David adopted him oh he feels like shit for ruining his life, I mean he tried to kill him and crush his world view to point to depression.

Oh he was fucking depressed all ways trying to stay positive he didn't cut like most people would think besides Max checked and depression was more than it cutting it can progressive to that but David didn't seem to start it because he didn't want Gwen and Max.

It was being empty

But you could tell in the eyes

It fucking suck

It wasn't for attention

It was masking your problems

It was pretending everything is okay

Feeling like you're worthless

You know family friendly shit

*smiles the world's most forceful ever*

Deep down Max is worried about David because he sorta figured it he was probably depressed on Parents Day what David told him in the pizza place sounded like he went through something like depression and with the way he forced smiles.

Nikki was Max's girlfriend they got together because they were close they just felt comfortable around each other like when they worked like agents of chaos or hung out mocking a shitty flick they could tell each other anything they brought the best in each other.

Neil was typical inventor doing science,making molecules and making weapons and shit that probably could kill anything in just couple sentences. Neil didn't care for basic science even at kid he created shit that could kill people he was deadly introverted mad scientist type that can kill anyone Who is also a gay boi married Snake aka Snape who was every cliche tough guy in action movies which sounds like Zuko and could rival Max in being a cliched edge lord also Neil was on fleek when in a dress since in high school the entire of camp camp,flowerscouts and woodscouts were in a school play of ridiculously stupid rewrite of Frozen by Preston including the counsellors because why not also

Huh

Preston: HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY MASTERPIECE I DESERVED A BROADWAY

Author: honestly you are my fav character and you look good in a dress

Sasha: oh my gawd I am the only person in the story that is worth mentioning!!!

Author: why the fuck I am dealing also though you are an awesome bitch I have better things to deal with than this shit

Sasha: YOU!!! *points at Preston* I should have been Elsa!!!!!

Author: you sound like a whining rich kid on Dr Phil *plays Dr Phil intro*

(I changed their names because I can)

Red Heather Sasha And Musical Boi: shut up!!!

Sasha: I should have been Elsa in that fucking play how the fuck Neil get casted he doesn't look like Elsa

Preston: he has anxiety!!!! he is Elsa and he joined in the activities you do it was between him or Harrison also he looked on fleek with his Elsa dress !!!

Neil is the best fit for Elsa!!

Author: not fucking dealing with this shit

Max: Theatre boy you somehow stole half of Neil's science shit,then beg him be Elsa and forced him to sing let it go and have him wear an Elsa dress while he is basically screeching on Let It Go like one of the shitty acts of Britain Got Talent

Then Nikki was Anna then she wanted a sword and decided to be Hans at the end with actual sword going through Sasha's hand who suddenly became Anna's understudy at the end of the entire stage was covered in blood and Sasha has a massive hand injury, I was planning use gasoline on the stage and cause a huge fire but this was already fucked at hell

Preston: there was a reason I made you Kristoff Max because I hoped you could control Nikki

Max: Nikki is Nikki she can't be controlled

Author: Ok new opening not fucking dealing with this 

Author: Ok new opening not fucking dealing with this 

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You got your joke chapter 

I will make proper story soon

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