Akali, holding the door open for Evelynn: Ladies first! *smirks in her direction*
Evelynn:
Akali:
Evelynn: Excuse you, I am a Queen
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Kai'sa: Ahri, why are standing on the table?
Ahri: I live in this house and I can do what I want whenever I want t-
Kai'sa: Where is the spider?
Ahri: In the corner please kill it
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Kai'sa: Ok whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Ahri: It's Evelynn's turn
Evelynn: Fuck shit up out there, but don't steal my spotlight
Akali: Inspirational *wipes imaginary tear*
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Evelynn: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking
Akali: Huh?
Evelynn: You always make that face when you are about to say something stupid that's gonna piss me off. So just do me a favor and shut-
Akali: I love you
Evelynn:
Akali:
Evelynn: *inhales*
Akali: Also ramen qualifies as soup
Evelynn: Why you little-! *whips out a lash*
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Kai'sa at 3am: Ahri why are you wearing makeup?
Ahri: Well if Evelynn kills me in my sleep or I die unexpectedly, I want to die a beautiful corpse!
Kai'sa:
Ahri: *innocently smiles*
Kai'sa: Go to sleep for fucks sake
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Ahri, waking up: Ah what a beautiful day! The sky is clear, the sun is shining in all its radiance, and the birds are chirping! Nothing could go wrong!
Kai'sa, waking up: What was I dreaming about...? Maybe I should just go back to sleep and it will come to me. Yeah...
Akali, waking up: All I need to do is sit in bed for another hour and decide if I'm gonna get up.
Evelynn, waking up: WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD THE BIRDS BE SO HAPPY ABOUT AT 6:00am?!?!
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FanfictionI haven't seen this anywhere. So I thought why not. Need to keep the religion alive somehow. Warning: Slow to Moderate Updates because of life issues lol.
