Evelynn: I could kill another human being if I really wanted to.
Ahri: Oh yeah? So can I!
Kai'sa: So can a dragon!
Akali: So can a dedicated duck!
Ahri: See Evelynn, you aren't special!
Evelynn:
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Akali: You know what I would do if I could rearrange the whole alphabet?
Kai'sa: You'd only include the letters of your name?
Akali: No but that doesn't sound bad actually...
Ahri: You'd only have K/DA?
Akali, looking at Evelynn: Well, no...
Evelynn: You would-
Akali: I would put 'U' and 'I' together!
Evelynn:
Evelynn: You're such an idiot
Akali: *sob*
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Kai'sa: I'm having guy problems
Evelynn: "His dead body won't fit in the back of your car" problems or "I like him" problems?
Kai'sa: ......
Kai'sa: "I like him" problems
Evelynn: Shame, I could have helped you with the other option
Kai'sa:
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Akali, casually pulling out her kunai and leaning on the kitchen counter: Alright, who did it?
Kai'sa: Who did what?
Akali: Who stole my last packet of ramen?
Ahri, stuffing her mouth: I haf no isea
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Akali: I have a pen, and you have a phone!
Akali: Think of the possibilities!
Evelynn: I have claws, and you have a face...
Evelynn: Think of the possibilities!
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Evelynn: No one loves me
Akali: Are you sure about that?
Evelynn: Positive
Akali, aggressively pointing to herself: aRe yOu SuRe aBoUt ThAt?
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K/DA Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI haven't seen this anywhere. So I thought why not. Need to keep the religion alive somehow. Warning: Slow to Moderate Updates because of life issues lol.
