Ahri: When I die, donate my entire body to science
Ahri: Except my middle finger
Ahri: Give that to Akali
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Kai'sa: You're driving a car and you see Ahri And Evelynn on the road.
Kai'sa: Which will you hit first?
Akali: Definitely Ahri first
Kai'sa, massaging her temples: You're supposed to say hit the breaks Kali, not Ahri.
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Ahri: Kai'sa can you hold this first?
Kai'sa: But its just your hand?
Ahri: Yes exactly
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[Akali and Kai'sa, flirting]
Evelynn: You're awfully quiet, Gumiho
Ahri: Nobody plans a murder out loud
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Kai'sa: Babe can you pass me the salt?
Ahri and Akali: *Both grab the salt*
Ahri and Akali: *giving each other death stares*
Evelynn: Here babe *passes the salt to Kai'sa*
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Ahri: Do short people start their stories with "When I was little" or "As I am today"? Like which is it?
Evelynn: Ask Akali
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FanfictionI haven't seen this anywhere. So I thought why not. Need to keep the religion alive somehow. Warning: Slow to Moderate Updates because of life issues lol.
