Evi's POV:I was holding Hidan's ear and dragging Kakazu while crackling like a madman. Hidan was pale and Kakazu had his usual poker face. I pouted at the fact I couldn't scare the crud out of Kakazu. I continued walking toward my destination.
"Where are we going?" Kakazu asked, a blank expression on his face.
"Somewhere" I responded, staring straight ahead.
I grinned once I had reached a lake. I gripped Kakazu's collar and quickly grabbed Hidan's collar as well.
"What the hell?" Hidan said, looking at me.
Kakazu had a confused expression as he looked at me as well. I grinned like a mad man as I started spinning around. I could see that Hidan looked green and Kakazu did as well. I threw them into the deepest part of the lake and waited for them to resurface. Hidan came up spitting out water and Kakazu looked slightly mad. I smiled like I was innocent. Hidan glared at me and I threw a towel at his face.
"Dry up stupid" I commanded.
Hidan growled but got out of the lake and started drying his hair. I laughed when I saw his hair standing all over the face. Hidan cursed at me. Kakazu had already dried himself and Hidan was about to take off his shirt until I smacked the back of his head.
"No" I said.
"Ugh" Hidan groaned as he left his shirt on.
I looked at the two idiots in front of me.
"Mwhahahahhahahahahahahahaha!" I laughed evilly as I stared at my two new victims.
"Why are you laughing like that?" Kakazu asked, clearly annoyed.
"Because I want to" I said, rubbing my hands together as I thought of ways to defeat the immortal duo.
"Well, stop it b**** because it's f***** annoying" Hidan said, pissed off.
"Shut it, Perv! Your god, Jashin sucks!" I shouted.
"What did you say, you motherf****?!" Hidan yelled back, mad about insulting his so called 'God'.
I grinned as he ran at my with his 3 knifed scythe in his hand. I took out a knife and slashed at him. Hidan got cut but didn't mind as he tried to stab me. I jumped away towards Kakazu. When I was in front of Kakazu, I stopped and Hidan swung his scythe. Hidan's eyes widened as Kakazu got hit instead of me. Kakazu glared at Hidan and smacked the back of his head.
"Idiot" Kakazu snapped.
"What the hell?! She was right there!" Hidan screamed.
I was up in a tree and I wrapped this paper bomb I found around one of my forks and threw it at them.
"Boom" I said.
The paper bomb exploded and I was laughing so hard. Everything went just as planned. Then I heard it.......
Kakazu was chuckling! I stared at him like he was crazy. Kakazu stopped when he saw me staring and looked away with a 'hn'. Hidan was cursing a blue streak and I decided to make fun of him.
"Hey I thought the Akasuki was supposed to be strong but your a weakling!" I grinned at Hidan as he yelled out curses.
I jumped slightly as I felt someone's hand on my shoulder. I looked up to see that the hand belonged to Kakazu. Though his mask was hiding his mouth and nose, I think he was smiling. I glared at him.
"The heck dude?! I thought for a moment that Hidan had cut off his hand so it can get my neck and strangle me to death!" I yelled, frankly mad at him," The dude is out to kill me!"
Kakazu's eyes rolled. His eyes are rolling.~ I grinned at my thought and Kakazu raised his non existent eyebrow.
"Why are you grinning like an idiot?" Kakazu asked.
"I know rig- HEY?! IM NOT AN IDIOT!" I snapped, hitting the back of Kakazu's head with a tree branch I had found. I blinked at Kakazu fell to the ground, unconcious. I looked at the tree branch I was holding and grinned.
"Me and you, tree branch, are gonna get along just fine" I said, looking at the two members of the Akasuki who were out cold.
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