Mx3

Prologue

"Once upon a time, in a land far far away there was a-"

"Really? That's how you start the story?"

"What's wrong with that?"

"Just a little generic is all"

"Well how would you start it?"

"Maybe just a little 'Alright listen up f*ckers, this here's a story about-"

"Did you just swear? You can't swear in this story, this is a PG-13 story"

"I can swear all I want, I'm like Aidan Motherf*cking Crawford"

"You're not allowed to do that!"

"Oh whatever I can do what I feel like"

"You need to mind it, we get one shot to narrate the story, we could get replaced at any second"

"Well I'm not the one who's been wasting time arguing"

"Ugh fine, work together?"

"Yeah lets do this"

"This is a story about a school, known as the Mystics, Mythics and Monsters Academy"

"But most people just refer to it as the MX3 Academy"

"This school has all sorts of creatures"

"We'd list some but you'll catch on to the deal soon enough, we have faith in you intelligence"

"Our story mainly focuses on a group of 6 friends, a group of misfits, outcasts, whatever other phrase you wanna use"

"We don't have a ton of faith in your intelligence so we'll tell you about them"

"There's Everest Blackwell, a Cyclops, he's 6'4, he has long purple hair covering the side of his face without an eye, he has a single red eye, he's kinda like the delinquent of the group, he's aggressive and always angry, but deep down he might care"

"I don't see him having any sympathy"

"Why's that?"

"Just a hunch, also what's under his hair, just flesh?"

"I suppose so, or maybe a darker secret"

"That's a story for another day"

"Alright your turn"

"My favorite, the sexiest member of the group, Topaz Typhon, a Gorgon meaning she's got snakes for hair and can turn you to stone with a single glance, and I don't just mean downstairs. Cause of that she wears contacts so she doesn't make a statue out of everyone she meets, how does she look? Oh get ready, she's got the biggest, most amazing ti-"

"Can you not objectify our protagonists"

"Why not?"

"You don't make likable characters that people can relate to and love by describing their only trait as sexy"

"....fine"

"Now finish"

"She's 5'7, has her dark green snakes neatly pulled over on one side, she has dark green eyes and usually wears dark eye makeup and dark lipstick, she's basically a punk rock chick, she's pretty kind but doesn't take kindly to assholes or idiots"

"There I'll go now"

"Oh wait I didn't talk about if the carpet matches the dr-"

"There's also Kayla Sadow, a tanuki"

"But wait, if she's a tanuki then how does that work? Get it I'm a reader"

"Good question, a lot of creatures of her variety transform into a humanoid appearance through the use of special magic"

"Wow I get it"

"She's 5'6 and has scruffy brownish blonde hair with some black streaks, with raccoon ears and a raccoon tail obviously, she has naturally dark circles around her yellow eyes, she also has freckles, she's just very feisty and hungry, the majority of the time"

"Next my least favorite, Blair Chisuke, a vampire with a stupid name, I know something he can go suc-"

"Can you just describe them, we're running out of time for our chapter"

"Fine so he's really pale doesn't go in the sunlight, has white hair that's spiked up, fangs, red eyes with no reflection, he also has no reflection in a mirror, lucky mirrors. He does all the basic vampire things, he carries an umbrella around at all times so he doesn't die and he's 5'9 and that's it"

"Personality?"

"Ugggghhhh fine!!! He's seductive and weird and creepy"

"Not a good description"

"Screw off"

"Then you have Flynn Wickers, an imp"

"What the hell is that"

"A tiny trickster"

"How tiny?"

"5'4"

"Oh you meant, okay continue"

"He has brown hair and greenish brown eyes, he has these pointy ears, and little horns on his forehead, he has an arrangement of odd magical abilities, something imps practice very much. He's a bit of a just quiet and awkward type person, but he can come up with a decent one liner every once in a while"

"And last but certainly not last, Ari Liushéve, a kitten"
"Technically she's a Lynx"

"She's in the same category as Kayla, Ari is 5'5 and has short faded blond hair and very pointy cat ears on top of her head, as well as a long cat tail, she has big yellowish eyes, she's super kind and quirky"

"Wow you actually gave a good description"

"Also she's got a great ass according to certain people"

"Oh well close enough"

"And that's your main cast, now we can enter the story"

"What about us?"

"Oh they don't need to know about us, we're just here to explain some characters and concepts to keep the story going steady"

"Ah I see"

"Now let's begin the first chapter"