Ghetto introductions

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Hello!! My name is Fri'Chickenisha. Y'all probably laughing... But my parents is ratchet as fuck so I don't blame y'all. So it's December 18 and Christmas is like 2 days away... Not 2 days, does it look like I giver a fuck about countin.
Before we get farther here's my story,
My mom gets high all the time and OF COURSE she's crusty as fuck,
I don't know who my dad is,
But my mom got 7 husbands right naw
RIGHT NOW
She had 18 kids in the past 16 years
And ya I 16 bitch
I was born on Black Friday. Like that's racist bruh.
Who tha hell u think takes cure of these Nasty crusty booty kids, oh yeah ME!
Yeah I have a older brother but he did bad stuff I ain't talking abut. And trust meh y'all dunt wants 2 know.
But my mom name is watermaloonquesha
And I don't knew the other kidz names
But I call them
Ratchet 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
And all te way stil 16 but I dun want 2 cunt that lung cuz I'm lazy AF.
Brb I'm talking a fried chicken beak.

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