So okay I ate mah fried chicken.
And now sum body wanna ask if I want a tree for $40 , u think imma guna bah tht...
Hail yass i will.
So naw I'm figurin how to put it up.
I need to go bah ornaments and sh!t
*fast forward 2 hours*
Dafaq
Y iz there a lot of people's at Walmart,
Bruh ghetto ass lines
It took me about 1 hr to get out of that crusty line!
Anyway we normally dun bah a Christmas tree.
So ya
And we tell my sisters & bruthers
That nigga Claus ain't guna come if they're booty ass is not guna be gudd.
So after I set up the ghetto ass ratchet crusty tree,
I decided to make some ass cookies.
Since all asses r not perfect I put sprinkles as... herpes n they wur on fleek bitchesssssssss!
So my siblings wanna go fucking Christmas caroling more like ratchet caroling and ewh.
As long as I make up the songs so sum songs r:
Deck the halls with ur ex balls
Rudolph the triffling crackhead
Jingle ballz
Nigga Claus ain't cumin 2 town
Ya I think all songs r perfect but if u dunt
Go somewheres thrillin ass hoe thang.
So I'm guna go fucking caroling , ewh, bye. 💩
Fast forward 35 minutes
So evry body I thunk like mah sungs...
If they dontint imma go all sharkeshia on dem.
I mean all of they're jaws drop,
Maybe they thought mah singing and mah sungs r amazung :)
