my mother's dare

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Hey! My mother told me to do the 7 second challenge with Poseidon. She visited me and then told me this.

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Give me 7 dog breed within 7 seconds

Poseidon: ahhhh...

7

Poseidon: Pug, Golden Retreiver

5

Poseidon: shih tzu, chihuahua,

3

Poseidon: gods...Aspins, Labrador

2

Poseidon: German Shepherd! Ha! In your face!

1 *pouts* k fine

Poseidon: give me one of your hair

7 6 5 4

*cuts one of my hair and hand it to Poseidon*

Ha! In your faceee!!

Poseidon: shut.up.

Do a weird dance in 7seconds

Poseidon: *wriggles my hands and bangs my head in the air. Licks Hera's ear*

Wh- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! *wide eyes*

Poseidon: hahahaha!!!

Poseidon: now...read a sentence in a book within 7 seconds

*snaps fingers sassily and summon a book... read the first sentence"

Then ill kill you, my dear...WAIT WHAT?! *closed the book and saw Athena's Book in the bottom* oh. Okay.

Sing a song! A Country one within seven seconds

7 6 5 4 3

Poseiodon: ROCK ME LIKE A LULLABY HOLD ME LIKE A WHEEL IM GOING DOEN, DOWN, ALL THE WAY DOWN. LOVE ME LIKE A SUPERSTAR PLAY ME LIKE A STEEL IM GOING DOWN, DOWN, ALL THE WAY DOWN. DOWN, DOWN, FALLIN' ALL THE WAY DOWN-Little Big Town

okaaaaaaaaay?

Well thats it i thi-

Poseidon: STAND WHERE THE GOOD LOVE LIES BE MY MAN ILL BE YOUR ALIBI WONDERLAND WANNA GIVE THIS A TRY. LET IT RIDE. ROCK ME LIKE A LUL-

WOULD YOU SHUT UP! Okay bye!

Well here are the scores...

Poseidon: 3 Hera: 2

Poseidon doesnt have challenges anymore so yeah...he wins

Hope you enjoy!

Poseidon: On your side of the bed. ARE YOU LONELY LIKE IM LONELY?!?!?!? HOWW! HOW'D YOU GET SO FAR AWAAAAY ALL WE HAVE LEEEF-

SHUT UP OR ILL MURDER YOU AND RESURRECT YOU AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN. OK?

Poseidon: ok.

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