Traveling By Horse (Various Black Butler X Magic Meme Reader)

Her, In a New World

I sighed, looking up to the clock above the door. 15 more minutes and I'll be homefree. I was currently in history, and man was it boring as hell. Especially since all we do in this class is busywork. I looked to my friend, a couple seats in front of me and smirked. I quickly crumpled up a small piece of paper I had wrote on and sniped her head with it. She grunted, and the other kids looked at her, making her embarrassed. They went back to work, and she glared at me while opening the paper. She held in a laugh as she read it and wrote something down herself, before throwing it back.

The paper now read: Any female born after 1993 can't cook, all they know is Mcdonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie. I started laughing, not holding back because I just didn't care. I shoved the paper under my other books as Mr. Smith walked up to my desk. I quieted myself down and stared right up to him. "(y/n)?"

"Yessir."

"What are you laughing at? Because I'm no genius but I don't think you're laughing at WWI," he asked sighing.

"Sorry I was just looking one of your motivational posters. You know, the one with the cat hanging on the pole that says hang in there," I explained, pointing to the front of the room where said poster was hanging, lol puns, on the wall. "It really gets me in my feels like, just look at him. This guy bruh, he do be hangin in dere doe." He just shook his head, smiling at my obviously fake excuse, but not caring either way.

"Alrighty (y/n). Please at least pretend that you're working right now. If someone walked in here right it'd be me in trouble and not you. Okay?" He pleaded.

"Yessir," I answered saluting him and 'working'. He smiled and thanked me, walking back to his desk. I looked over to Ava, who was watching the whole thing with a smirk. I could hear it already 'serves you right don't throw shit at me' or her whole 'damn I wish that was me speech'. But, I'll have to wait 5 more minutes till I could hear which one it was. So, I spent that time very wisely on my phone, which I hid under the desk, scrolling through instamemes.

The bell rang, and that was my que to dip the fuck outta there. I said goodbye to Mr. Smith, Ava doing the same, and we both made our way outside to my beat up BMW. It's a 2003, and it was a piece of literal garbage, but it drove so that's all I could hope for. "Damn he's hot." Was the first thing Ava said since we got to the car. I started blasting rap, while I motioned for her to continue. "Well I mean come on, you have to admit he is too. I mean shit (y/n)! He's only 23, and it shows! And he likes you, although he treats you like the preschooler you are," "Hey!" "But still! Damn I wish that were me." She finished, and I laughed.

"Damn that's crazy, but I don't remember asking," I said, still driving. But, this pissed her off and she smacked my arm. "I'm driving you psycho! You want me to crash?!" She stopped, but only because we were pulling into her driveway. She got out, saying something about how we should go somewhere tomorrow, and went into her house. I drove home from there, which only took like a minute and went to my room, saying hi to my fish Swim Shady on the way, since no one else was home. I grabbed my switch, turning on animal crossing and turned on the tv as well, playing Black Butler. The intro played as I greeted all my villagers, Ava flying to my island in the process, and just followed me around wacking me on the head with the bug net.

This proceeded for another hour until I noticed my tv blacking out. I said something to Ava along the lines of 'tv fuked, giv me min' and got up to check it. "Come on you old bitch, this is not cash money of you," I yelled going to smack the tv. But instead, my hand went right through the screen. "OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL!" I quickly pulled my hand out and ran to my bed, grabbing my phone and immediately facetiming Ava. She picked up, seeing my face and asking what's wrong. I pointed the camera to the tv and stuck my hand in again, showing her.