~ Two days later ~
You: Hey Verg!
Vergil: Greetings, my lady.
~ A few seconds of SSSexy(Y/N) not replying later ~
V: My lady?
V: (Y/N)?
Y: Listen,
V: I’m listening, or rather, I’m reading.
Y: Oh yeah! Got me there.
Y: So!
Y: I’ve just written a book on how to fall down a stair case.
V: Alright?
Y: It’s a step-by-step guide.
Y: ;)
~ A few seconds later of Vergil Sparda not replying ~
Y: Ah sorry that was so lame.
Y: 😅
V: In fact, I don’t trust stairs.
V: They’re always up to something.
Y: 0.0
Y: !!!
Y: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Y: Really, Vergil? Dad jokes?
V: Well, you got a better one?
Y: Hmm let’s see…
Y: Knock knock!
V: Who’s there?
Y: Cow says
V: Cow says who?
Y: No, a cow says mooooooo!!!!!
V: Oh! I see.
Y: Okay, your turn Verg.
V: Hmm…
~ A few moments later ~
V: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Fanfiction~ A Vergil X Reader set in a modern Alternate Universe where gadgets such as cellphones exist. ~ Devil May Cry 5 and its characters belong to Capcom. Thank you so much!
