Day 5

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~ Two days later ~

 

You: Hey Verg!

Vergil: Greetings, my lady.

 

~ A few seconds of SSSexy(Y/N) not replying later ~

 

V: My lady?

V: (Y/N)?

Y: Listen,

V: I’m listening, or rather, I’m reading.

Y: Oh yeah! Got me there.

Y: So!

Y: I’ve just written a book on how to fall down a stair case.

V: Alright?

Y: It’s a step-by-step guide.

Y: ;)

 

~ A few seconds later of Vergil Sparda not replying ~

 

Y: Ah sorry that was so lame.

Y: 😅

V: In fact, I don’t trust stairs.

V: They’re always up to something.

Y: 0.0

Y: !!!

Y: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Y: Really, Vergil? Dad jokes?

V: Well, you got a better one?

Y: Hmm let’s see…

Y: Knock knock!

V: Who’s there?

Y: Cow says

V: Cow says who?

Y: No, a cow says mooooooo!!!!!

V: Oh! I see.

Y: Okay, your turn Verg.

V: Hmm…

 

~ A few moments later ~

 

V: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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