May 3, Sunday
"Hola mi amor.""New greeting. I like, I like."
"Well I like you."
"Well that's good or else that would be the reason why I called very awkward."
"And what reason do you have of calling?"
"I wanted to tell you that you looked beautiful today."
"You didn't even see me today. Heck you don't even know what I look like."
"I don't need to know what your face looks like when I know your heart."
"Oh my god that was good."
"Do I win our flirt off?"
"Uh no. Defeat is not an option."
"Then how will it ever end?"
"We have a whole life ahead of us."
"Enough time to convince you to surrender."
"What is this surrender you speak of?"
"I'll get you a dictionary once you land."
"What every girl wants to hear."
"I am a licensed ladies man."
"Licensed? Where does one go to be licensed for that?"
"Sorry. Not allowed to say."
"As long as you're not using it then we're all good."
"You're the only girl I have eyes for."
"Same here. Except you know add food to my list."
"First or second to food?"
"Do you really have to ask?"
"Second it is."
"Honesty is the beginning of a healthy relationship."
"I feel so loved."
"Aww you poor baby."
"I'm older than you, remember?"
"Low blow man. Low blow."
"Speaking that it's safe to assume you're shorter than me, it's the only way to reach you."
"Rude. I'm hanging up now. You had such a sweet reason for calling and then it ends with me being insulted."
*End of Call*
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