( 5 ) Whelp. I'm dead.

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Oh no.

I really didn't think this through, did I?

Nope! Not at all. Not. One. Bit.

   I mean, why didn't I say anything back then? Aughh! I'm so stupid! My brain's so dumb I might as well be Cindy! Only difference is she's psycho!

    It was just a few words! Why was it so hard? "Its from Cindy." Isn't hard to say!! Why didn't I say it? Its not like i'm trying to pronounce supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or something!!

   ..Well, I guess supercalifragilisticexpialidocious isn't that hard to say If you sing the song, which is super duper catchy, by the way. I don't even know what half of the words mean!! Well, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious probably isn't a word, so atrocious and other gibberish probobly dont mean anything either...

...It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious~

...

OH YEAH CINDY

  Why am I thinking about a silly song at a time like this?? This is the time to get serious! No more fooling around! Get your head in the game, or whatever that expression is! I need to figure out a way to not be murdered by my ex on the second day of kindergarten.

   Cindy might be a doodoo face, but she could definitely kill me if she tried. Like when she found out the janitor killed her dog! She ripped his entire head off!! Oh god, even if I survive this, I'll be in a wheelchair for the rest of the day like Monty!

...Wait, don't I have the power to literally turn back time and fix all my mistakes?

...

  Whelp. It was a good run. 

   But as much as this is a "reset now" kinda situation, I might as well stick around to see where it takes me. After all, I haven't dated anyone since Cindy (which was a HUUUGE mistake by the way), so it could be exiting!

  Actually, on the topic of who I'm dating, why did I feel so sick when I was in the same room as him? I feel great now! ..So what was wrong with me back there? I felt like I had the flu, or something. I think I had a fever...That's when you get all warm and stuff, right? And when your heart starts racing a million miles per hour, and all you can think about is the person in front of you?

Yep, that sounds like a fever. 

 But don't fevers usually take longer than only a few minutes to go away though? Like, a day or something?

...wait a second..

...

  ... I must be magic!! I'm super duper awesome, and I already have time loopy abilities, so it wouldn't be that weird!

   But my fever went away after talking to Felix, maybe he was just so rich just talking to him cured me or something! Rich people don't get sick right? So maybe just standing near him cures all sicknesses!

Woah.

 Felix can eat unlimited apples, AND he can cure a fever?? Maybe he's the super hero around here! He might even be more awesome than me..!

...Wait, I think the fevers back for revenge. Oof.

  Whatever, it's probably nothing. Maybe I just have to poop. Yeah that's it!

Heh, poop.

   I walk over to the bathroom door, pushing it open and stepping inside, only to come face to face with Bob, mopping the floor.

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