Rescue Riders Ask Or Dare

Willy Wonka Gum

A dare for Magnus, from
@NettindyErnector
"Here ya go! *gives Magnus some Wonka chewing gum* it's a 3 course meal in a piece of gum! Hope you like it! Though...there are some side affects...don't worry tho! It'll be fine! *runs away laughing*"

Magnus: Oooh, a three course meal in chewing gum? How very generous! It's about time I had gotten some respect!

Axel: Uncle? I don't think you should eat that... they ran away laughing so... and didn't you hear the part about side affects?

Magnus: Oh hush you pint sized party pooper. I'm going to eat this gum and you will not stop me! *shoves gum in his mouth*

Axel: So... what does it taste like?

Magnus: Mmm, tomato soup! Delicious! Wait, now it's roast beef! Simply splendid! Oooh baked potato! Amazing!

Axel: It doesn't look like there are any side affects after all. Now I kind of wish I had gotten one.

Magnus: BLUEBERRY PIE! This is the best thing ever! Wait, something isn't right....

Axel: Um... uncle?

Magnus: I... am not feeling very well...

Axel: UNCLE?!

Magnus: *is swelling up like a balloon* WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

Me: *behind the trees recording with a camera and trying not to die laughing*

Axel: Um HELP?!

Me: Why? I don't like him.

Axel: Just make him stop expanding, I don't want to find out what will happen next...

Me: *chanting* blow up! Blow up!

Magnus: I never liked you. You are going to pay when this stops.

Me: NOPE! *yeets into the woods*

Axel: Hang on I'll get something to help you!

*after a few minutes*

Axel: Good thing the swelling went down. You could have died.

Magnus: I also could have saved myself! I don't need your help!

Axel: Oh. So I guess you also don't need my help with YOUR latest invention?

Magnus: No wait!

Axel: *leaves*

Magnus: Well There he goes. I can make an invention without him! He'll see! Hmm, maybe I can make my own chewing gum! One that can't almost kill me! Magnus, you are a genius.