Femlock

The hospital homicide

The paramedics arrived with a screech of the ambulance wheels.Sherlock is pacing the halway trying to figure out what drug it could possibly be.
john is taking care of Joan with Sherry.Joan is lying on Sherrys lap,out cold and crying in her sleep.Sherry and John both knew it was the nightmares.
The paramedics run up the stairs carrying a stretcher.they run in the door,followed by Sherlock.Sherlock stands there telling one of the paramedics what happened,while John helps the other put Joan on the stretcher."You have to be a family member or...a partner?" Says the paramedic embarisingly.Sherry blushes mildly."shes my wife"Joan butts in"and that's my brother and his boyfriend"
Sherlock,john&Sherrys eyes
go wide with surprise at this, and the only thing Sherry can manage to get out of her mouth was"uhhh...ummm..yeah"John and Sherlock were shocked.

LATER

Joan wakes up in a hospital and she can feel someone holding her wrist.it was Sherry she had fell asleep taking Joan's pulse, Sherry wouldn't rely on the machine.Joan was greeted seconds later by the deep voice of a familiar man sitting on a chair at the back of the hospital room sipping a cup of tea
"GOODMORNING"Sherlock almost asked Joan."did you sleep well?""how long have I been here"Joan asked"a couple days"John said butting in to the conversation"what happened to the apartment?"Joan asked worriedly."it exploded mr hudson is ok he's staying in his nephews,we recovered some of your stuff you'll have to stay with us?"Sherlock said it was more of a question than a statement."ok then"Sherry butted in."I thought you were asleep?"Joan said"No I was just laying down thinking"
sherry said loudly"Their letting you out today"she added.They gathered the little things they had brought with them and headed back to Baker Street.

AT BAKER STREET

They had just put their stuff inside and had a cup of tea,
when Sherlock suddenly sat John and John on a chairs in the kitchen and began DNA tests.Being the same person after all,Sherry did john's while Sherlock did Joan's .when the results said they were the same people,just the fact that one was make one was male&one was female.Sherlock and Sherry were confused.they
did their own DNA tests,same awnsers again!While Sherlock and sherry tried to figure it out all night John and Joan went to bed.When they awoke sherry was lying on top of Sherlock and the faint giggles of John and Joan could be heard in the kitchen mixed with the sounds of spoons mixing in cups.
Sherry had a purple shirt on that matches sherlocks sherrys sleeves were rolled up higher though they wore the same black jeans and boots.they must have fell asleep
While trying to figure this out. Sherlock had been lying on his back on the chair and sherry had been sitting the same way but on the back of the chair.She must have fallen over in her sleep.After they realised their positions Sherlock and Sherry both screamed "ahhhh!"and moved away from each other"sorry!"they both shouted.
While John and Joan laughed hysterically.Sherlock and Sherry were not amused.
Suddenly Sherlock and Sherrys
phones buzzed.It was Lestrade,
he said that there was a homicide at kings college hospital.Sherlock and Sherry grabbed their coats and scarves followed by John and Joan with their jackets which were brown with black leather elbows.

KINGS COLLEGE
HOSPITAL

"4 murders in one hospital in one day Sherlock!"Lestrade screams into his phone.
Sherlock burst through the door followed by John."Ah your here"Lestrade starts saying but gets cut off when he sees Sherry and Joan."who are these woman Sherlock,johns fans are not permitted on the crime scene!"the 4 give lestrade a suprised look."But was this not the surprise you said lestrade?"
John says worriedly"No the surprise was the new case?"
Lestrade says with the same expression as John"We are female forms of mr.Holmes and mr.Watson and you must be Gavin Lestrade?we have a Gloria Lestrade but you know what stay clear of staircases for a while"Sherry exclaims.Her name is grace Lestade Sherry?sighed Joan.Sally walks in and shouts"There's 2 of them!Oh my god I want a raise if I'm going to put up with 2 freaks
Oh and 2 Johns too,how cute"A look of annoyance spreads around all of their faces,Joan butts in and states"It-it's Joan actually,not John.its umm Joan,yeah."