spongebob x tony stark

chapter 8: hell

thank you microwave420 for completing this very epic chapter :)

Tony wakes up, he didnt expect that. The ground was warm, uncomfortably warm.

Tony picks himself off the ground and looks around. There is fire everywhere, and many people, weather it be man, woman, or child, was being tortured.

Tony was shook, although he knew this was a likely situation to happen to him, it wasn't very illogical. At least he wasn't with that fucking sponge.

A tall figure whom was red and gay approaches him, most likely a demon tony thought. In hand they held a clipboard and pen

"Hello there, would you happen to be tony stark"

The demon had a very thick Australian accent.

"Yes, correct ahh I am tony stark"

Tony's voice was shaken, he had just spawned in hell.

"Fantastic than, now, I am just going to jump in here since you probably concluded that you are in hell. Are you prepared for some quick questions, Mr. Stark"

Tony basically pissed himself and he was shaking like a leaf. If he was in hell, that means spongebob is 100% here somewhere.

"No but you probably have a busy schedule with all those politicians dieing, so I'll answer them."

The demon gave a chuckles

"Yes you got that right mate, fuckers come in like pacts of wolves, luckily for us here down in hell, politicans are used as door mats and pinatas."

Tony cracks a giggle, the more he gains this demons trust, the less likely that square rapest will touch him ever again.

"Alright mate, do you know why you're down here?"

Tony stops

"Is it because, for some strange reason, I pissed off god"

"Ah, well, yes and no. Yeah see the big boss upstairs is an absolute cunt, and thinks everyone is able of forgiveness, so when you murdered that yellow faggot, he says that was wrong, even tho it was pretty epic"

Tony stanks is relieved that someone else thought his killing was justified, but there is still an important question laying ahead

"I have a question for you,ahh what your name"

" Vincent, me names Vincent"

"Okay Vincent, have you seen that yellow fuck anywhere?"

"Nope, I believe that little basterd was sent to either a contraction camp or a gulag, either way he is being tortured as we speak"

Sponge gay is being forced to watch the big bang theory show with eyes glued open, but his restraints are getting looser