OKAY I TOOK A BREAK BECAUSE MY MOM TOOK MY PHONE BUT IM BACK HEHE
(As per usual, there are spoilers I guess I don't know if future characters count as spoilers)The crowd was huge as shit, and Jotaro couldn't stand it.
"Yare Yare fucking daze when the fuck can we leave" said Jotaro
"When Nicki leaves, we leave, unless she invites us backstage"
Jotaro sighs, he thinks to himself "God if this shit doesn't end, soon-"
He looks around only to see Josuke and Rohan, arguing as per usual
"NO ROHAN YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW GOOD "YIKES" IS I SWEAR- oh hi jotaro, what are you doing here?" Asked Josuke
"I came here because Polnareff made me, say hi Polnareff"
Polnareff waved at Josuke and Josuke waves back (that's a weak ass line but I haven't wrote on here since my Hamilton days)
"Hello Jotaro," Rohan starts "you're a barb too, I see" pointing at his Chun Li shirt
"No I'm not, I've literally only heard her because of you two and because Jolyne complains about how she wants her hair to look like Nicki Minaj's"
Suddenly the scenery goes dark, and the lights on stage start going crazy, as well as the crowd (like I said, weak ass line)
Jotaro feels someone yank at his arm, ofc it's Polnareff "OH MY GOD I THINK SHES GONNA PREFORM MEGATRON! MY FAVORITE"
"No one cares" says Jotaro, obviously irritatedNicki starts rapping ig I don't know how to do transitions into lyrics and shit
They call me megatron,
Just did a telethon
He got Margiela's on and I get my jealous on.
I fuck him like I miss him
He just came out of prison
Bitches be talking shit, but they ain't got a pot to piss inJotaro couldn't believe he actually liked the lyrics, he thought she just another annoying rap bitch (like Cardi 🤢) but she wasn't, she was special. Good thing they were right near the stage, he couldn't miss this for [the world] (haha epic jojo funnie)
My name is Nicki M
I'm in a sticky benz
That mean is candy apple red,
I'm Barbie, this is kenAt that moment, they made eye contact and it was like Jotaro fell in love again. He stared in shock for a moment, he forgot all about Marina, Jolyne, and Kakyoin and other important shit like that, his focus was on Nicki, and it felt like that for her too.
"OH MY GOD MR. JOTARO NICKI MINAJ JUST MADE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU!!" Screamed Josuke. Even Rohan was in shock.
Jotaro pulled down the brim of his hat "Yeah I guess she did"
//time skip because I don't feel like typing out the whole song as much as I like it//
It's the end of the concert and Jotaro was feeling tired, he wanted to go home. Polnareff, on the other hand, didn't want this to end. Suddenly, a body guard tapped Jotaro on the shoulder.
"She wants you back stage"
"I'm sorry who does?" Jotaro said
"Nicki Minaj does"
"HOLD UP NICKI WANTS US BACKSTAGE?!" Josuke yelled
"Not you, the tall black haired guy and him only."
"Well that sucks" Rohan stated
"Shut up Rohan no one asked for your input"
"Oh here we go again, YOU INCOMPETENT BRAT-"
They started to argue again as you could expect.
"Follow me"
"Okay I guess, I'll be back Polnareff"
"Okay Jotaro, have fun" Polnareff said trying to break Rohan and Josuke's argument up
He follows the body guard backstage
"If I may ask, what does she want with me?" Said Jotaro
"You'll find out when we get there."//TO BE CONTINUED>>
Yeah I regret making this-
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Starships were meant to fly (Jotaro Kujo x Nicki Minaj)
HumorJotaro Kujo goes to a consert with Polnareff, but soon he meets the love of his life// cover made by @thiseggis !!