//You may be wondering, "why isnt the title a Nicki song? Are you fucking dumb?" The reason its a cardi song is bc I made dio and the other villains cardi stans 😔 im so sorry. Also I know the joke is getting over played, but i just can't dicontinue da series😔//
Meanwhile, at Dio's whore house- I mean mansion, Dio sits on his big ass bed, menacingly. Suddenly Vanilla Ice enters his room.
"Lord Dio, I have some news-"
"If it's not about the Joestars, I don't wanna hear it." Dio interrupted.
"Well lucky you, it's about Jotaro"
He hands him his phone, it has a picture of Jotaro and Nicki at a table, talking presumably. Dio couldn't believe his eyes. His 2nd least favorite Joestar with his least favorite rapper. It made him sick. He shoved the phone into Vanilla Ice's palm.
"I am disgusted. And to think, I actually started to respect Jotaro." Dio said
"So what do we do Lord Dio?" Vanilla Ice asked
"Call the others in for a meeting." Dio said coldly.
//
"As you know, I hate Nicki Minaj and Jotaro more than I hate my father and that should say something. Well, today we have news that they're together"
The villains gasp at Dio's statement.
"Of course the Joestars are Nicki stans." Pucci said.
"So what are we gonna do about it?" Diavolo asked.
"Keep them apart. Stop Nicki from making music so that Cardi can be on top once again." Dio responded.
"But that's impossible." Kira exclaimed.
"Exactly! How do we get her on top?" Funny Valentine said
"It seems you all have forgotten, we're villains, we can do whatever we want! We're basically overpowered. What is Nicki Minaj gonna do? Send her fanbase against us? We'll just ruin her career. Then Cardi will always be on top!" Dio laughed (this is hurting me on inside 😔) Funny Valentine stood up.
"You all are dismissed. Think of ways to overthrow Nicki as you leave."
Everyone started to leave. Kars looked deep in thought. Suddenly, Doppio appeared behind him.
"Are you okay Kars?" Doppio asked Kars(look lets all pretend that Doppio and Diavolo are separate people)
"Yes, but I don't know if I'm on board with Dio's plan."
"Is it because you actually like Nicki more than Cardi, you know, as any sane person would?"
"...yes..."
"It's alright, I do too. But until Dio comes to his senses, we have to act like we like Cardi..."
"You're right Doppio. One day he'll like Nicki. One day."
//enough cringe for da day. until next time 😌//
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Starships were meant to fly (Jotaro Kujo x Nicki Minaj)
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