//ceo of getting their phone taken 😔 anyways, that's for reading even though this is the most cringeworthy thing of the decade haha//
"WAIT YOU GOT NICKI MINAJ'S FUCKING PHONE NUMBER????" Polnareff asked.
"Yep" Jotaro responded.
"BUT SHES A CELEBRITY I- HOW???"
"I don't know I guess she just found me interesting."
"Well are you gonna tell your wife?"
"Nope."
//Meanwhile in the Barbz mansion//
"Nicki! How are you gonna give your number to a random man you met at a concert?!"
"Because I can. He's interesting and attractive. Matter of fact, I'm gonna call him in an hour and plan a date, just because I can." Nicki said
"WAIT NICKI-"
"OH MY GOD WHAT?!"
"...what if he's married?"
"He's not trust me."
(Before anyone says anything, don't cheat, that's wrong, alright back to our scheduled programming luv✨)
An hour late, Jotaro is at his house. Jolyne and Marina are at the mall according to the note they left. He suddenly feels his phone vibrate in is pockets. He picks it up, it's Nicki.
"Hello?"
"Hey, it's Nicki. The woman on the stage"
"Oh hi. What are you calling me for?"
"I just wanted to know when you're free."
"For like, a date?"
"Uh, yeah"
"Um, I guess this Friday at 3:00 pm works best."
"Great! You could come over to my house, I'll send you the address."
"Cool. See you there I guess."
"Alright bye."
He hung up his phone. He didn't know why but he was happy. He hasn't felt happier. Well not since Jolyne's birth but that's besides the point.
(Cringe ass chapter I know. I don't know how to write fucking dialogue. Until tomorrow maybe)
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Starships were meant to fly (Jotaro Kujo x Nicki Minaj)
HumorJotaro Kujo goes to a consert with Polnareff, but soon he meets the love of his life// cover made by @thiseggis !!
