》Meeting Him《

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Listening to the voices of a lunatic, my best friends chastised tone could burn down the White House.

"Tiny, are you listening to me? You don't even know this guy!" I watched her pace back and forth in the vanity mirror of hers that I borrowed to get ready. The woman is a make up guru okay? And I'm.... meh on make up. So, I came to her.

My inner monologue escaped the closet and came to the forefront, 'I bet you're really regretting asking her to help you get ready for a dick appointment. Dumbass.'

"Tiny, I understand you need to use the car tonight but I am worried. What if he does something to you and I'm stuck with no car for work? What if he does something to you!? WHAT IF HE ROOFIES YOU!? YOU DON'T KNOW THIS MAN!" Her squeal of anger could be heard from Alaska. I live in Arizona. You tell me she isn't being loud and obnoxious right now.

I twisted the lid of the mascara back on, sighed, and turned toward her grabbing her by the shoulders so she could understand the severity of how much I don't care that I don't know this guy.

"Stormie.... Babe.... Look, don't make me slap you. I invited the man to play pool at a karaoke bar. He asked to hang out instead of sing karaoke so we're going today instead of karaoke night. I'm going there to get in his pants. He's going to get laid, and he won't want anything to do with me. You know this. We've done this before and I've always come back to you before. Let this be. I will come back to you."

I looked Stormie straight in the eyes holding contact with her. Being taller than her helped calm her sometimes when I did this. Not sure why, but I liked that it helped her get off my ass.

There was a knock at the door and I let go of Stormie and walked to put my shoes on. I was going in a comfortable outfit, a green plaid long shirt with black skinny jeans and black boots.

I heard the shuffling of feet come from my door where my other roommates, Zan and Charlie came strolling in.

First one to comment was Zan.... I shouldve known this smartass was gonna say something immediately.
"Dick appointment, or you just dressing up for me?" He winked my way,and I twisted on the heel of my boot to look him up and down.

"Zan, if I was dressing up for you, I'd be naked. You know this" I turned back around to fix the laces on my boots as everyone in the room laughed and shrugged knowing I am not afraid to walk around naked. Stupid over-the-knee laced boots. These boots are seriously really cute, but maintenance!

Charlie came up behind me and gave me a hug, "whatever you do... stick your finger in his peepee hole."

I looked at Charlie questioningly from under my arm and clarified who I am to him, "Charlie, we've been friends for a few months now. You should already know.... I get the finger in the hole. They supply the fingers".

I dont know how I come up with this shit. Maybe years of self monologue or something, but the flood gates were open and everything was just coming out of my mouth with such precision.

Tonight is for sure going to be interesting with this guy.

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I pulled into the parking lot of Apple Twist. This place looked so dead when karaoke wasn't going on. It's weird being here on a Tuesday instead of every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. I walked into the bar automatically going to see my girls at the bar.

"LADIES! I'M BACK!" I yelled towards the bartenders as if they didn't see me come in. Both bartending ladies Hanna and D came out to give me a hug before they both shot off random drinks for me to try.

I agreed that I will try one of each of their drinks and whichever I like will be the drink of the week. Instantly, D got to her drink making skills and Hanna waited for me to come back for round two.

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