Light woke to Ryuzaki by his side as he did every day. Something about today was a bit strange however. There was a faint taste in his mouth. A familiar taste. Urine. It clicked as he remembered all the nights spent as the detectives personal urinal. Why...why did he taste urine?
"Ryuzaki! Ryuzaki!!!"
He shook the older man, desperately trying to wake him. Then it hit him. L, the love of his life, fire of his loins, was made of pee! Light's heart rate quickened as panic set in. He looked down to see the bed was made of pee. The walls were made of pee. Everything was made of pee! His blood went cold as he realized what that may mean about himself. He immediately leapt from the bed and sprinted to the bathroom, dragging Ryuzaki's lifeless piss body behind by his handcuffs. His panic leant him strength. As Light Yagami gazed into the bathroom mirror his fears were proven true. He was made of pee.
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Ryuzaki/Light Yagami piss AU
FanficAU where everything is made of piss and L x Light is canon as it should be
