>>Guess I'll kick it off lmoa
{FIRST DARE; Dave, admit your feelings to your sPoRtSy!}
[DAVE]
Are you fuckin' serious right now?
[ME]
Indeedly-do, eggplant!
[DAVE]
...Christ..
>He walks off to look for Jack, and finds him a little while later
[DAVE]
Hey Uh, Old Sport, can I talk to ya for a sec?
[JACK]
Yeah, what's up?
[DAVE]
Look, okay? This was a dare. It's NOT TRUE. I was told to tell you that I...
[JACK]
You...?
[DAVE]
.....
[JACK]
.........
[DAVE]
I love ya....
[JACK]
Oh this isn't new news.
[DAVE]
Wait what—
[JACK]
I know the dare was to actually tell you how you really feel, but it's alright!
[DAVE]
I uhhh...
>He's no longer an eggplant, he's a tomato
[JACK]
It's okay, because I love you too~
[DAVE]
>I think DAVE.exe just stopped working
[JACK]
>He gives him a lil smooch
[DAVE]
>Yeah I think he actually broke
[JACK]
...Dave?
[DAVE]
>Program/unresponsive
[JACK]
...Da—
[DAVE]
>He kisses him back
[ME]
AND THERE YA HAVE IT PEOPLE, THE TANGERINE AND THE AUBERGINE ARE OFFICIALLY A THIIIIIIING! Congrats you two you jus made like 3/4ths of the fandom ecstatic
[DAVE]
Oh god. Does the Fandom really ship us that hard?
[ME]
You haven't the slightest clue, aubergine man.
[JACK]
...I feel vaguely threatened
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~~Ask And Dare The DSAF Peeps~~
RandomUhhhh the title kinda says it all lmoa You can ask peeps like Jack, Dave, Steven, Henry, Matt, Dee, and all the others, including random things like the animatronics specifically in the game (like FarFour and Breadbear), the Nowhere Man, Scuttlers...
