War is breaking out-

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{ @PastelBlueFlower asks; which one of you is cuter?}
[DAVE]
Well, obviously me, duhh. I'm adorable!
[JACK]
Yes, you are cute.
[DAVE]
Aw, tha-
[JACK]
But I'm cuter : )
[DAVE]
... >:0
[JACK]
Hey, don't get mad over the truth. I'm jus' cuter.
[DAVE]
WELL I HAVE MORE FANS THEN YOU
[JACK]
THAT'S— alright you want to go there-
[DAVE]
...Jack...? What are you doinggg..????
[JACK]
*inhale* ALL OF YOUR FANS ARE THIRSTY FOR YOU, DRAW YOU IN WEIRD FETISH ART, OVERTLY SEXUALIZE YOU—
[PETER]
...Y'know that goes for any character with a fandom right—
[JACK]
SHUT UP, SCOTT!

[ME]
Does anyone get that joke or did I just do that for my own sake lmoa?

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