T O A S T

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{ ShadowVirusCybug says; Dave, I dare you to throw a piece of toast at Phone Guy}
[DAVE]
I don't know which Phone Guy, so I'm going to throw toast at them all, one by one. STEEEEEVEEEENNN
[STEVEN]
U-Uh...what..?
[DAVE]
T O A S T *throws toast*
[STEVEN]
....Hh-
[DAVE]
NEXT PHONEY! PETERRRR!
[PETER]
Um...yes, Dave?
[DAVE]
TOAAAAASSST *throws toast*
[PETER]
...you're fired-
[DAVE]
RRRRRRROGERRRRR
[ROGER]
...
[DAVE]
*throws toast*
[ROGER]
...
[DAVE]
...right, okay, you're kinda creepy. Next! HARRY!
[HARRY]
...uhh, I don't think we've ever formally met, hello, Dave, I'm H-
[DAVE]
*throws toast*
[HARRY]
....okay then.
[JAKE]
I saw Roger, what's going o-
[DAVE]
TOAAAAASSSSTTT *throws toast*
[JAKE]
.....alright, Dave, cmere.
[DAVE]
No, why?
[JAKE]
I'm just going to murder you over and over again in hundreds of bloody, morbid ways. Cmere.
[DAVE]
....and that's my cue to leave-

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