That one Bnha ChatFic where the crack ship 'gets together'

5 - i need caffeine.

A/N: This chapter is very long. Because of one thing...

Tsuyu Asui changed their name to 🐸Froppy🐸

AlienQueen : snazzy

🐸Froppy🐸 : Thank you •u•

Gay1 : yooooo, when we giving Uraraka her new phoneeeeeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeeereeeregeetettetpwr

SmolGay : How did you get a p in there

Gay1 : Pp

Speed : Please stfu >:(

Momo-mom : Can everyone list they're sexuality, gender, pro-nouns and partner (if you have one)? I would like to know so I don't do something and make you sad 😊

Todoroki's Bottom : Well I'm Bi and I'm a cis guy

Momo-mom : shit when did that name happen-

Midoriya's Top : Ask Iida. Anyway I'm Gay and cis. 😎🤙
m I d o r I y a = 🥦💚

Speed : I am Pan, I might be a DemiBoy but I'm not sure, I still use he/him.

Gay1 : I like the coochie but I also like pp and the ones who don't want either. I am a cis
guy. And Shinsou 💜💛💜💛💜💛

Momo-mom : ... wow... just... wow...

Gay1 : I don't identify with pan or bi so... that is what you are going to get.

Gay2 : Kami fyi there is polysexual, it's flag is green pink and blue. Any wyayyy I'm a lesbian, cis (Ya know demigorls exists so) and mmmmmmmmmmmmmina

🐸Froppy🐸 : I'm Bi and cis, ochaco is also Bi and cis and we are dating ( She was okay with me saying it don't come after me)

AlienQueen : So I'm a lesbian but like there's the one guy who's hot and he's like 20 something

Momo-mom : hawks?

AlienQueen : Hawks. And I'm also cis.

In The Darkness : I'm pan, Polyam and non-binary, they/them 🐙💐

Octopussy : Bi, Polyam and cis. 🦉💐

Speed : what do the emojis mean?

Octopussy : shush humble car.

Pure Babey : I don't like the pan label but it fits me the best, I'm also polyam and a DemiBoy, he/him & they/them.
🦉🐙

SmolGay : Polyam couple? 0o0

Pure Babey : Mmhm!

SmolGay : 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 beautiful.

Momo-mom : Mineta you don't have to go.

SmolGay : Weeelllllll actually- I do...

Momo-mom : I backread and Iida was high when he gave you the name I doubt it has any meaning

Lesbians : 😬 well...

SmolGay : I'm actually Bi... soooooooooooo 🤷‍♂️ just heteronormativity everywhere around me and I'm hypersexual as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyuuckkkk

Momo-mom : 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

Lesbians : he has the Homo. Everyone in our class has the Homo.

Speed : Kaminari why the fuck are you watching boku no pico.
I can hear it through my goddamn wall

Gay1 : Iida... i-