That one Bnha ChatFic where the crack ship 'gets together'

2 : G A Y

In the Darkness : Kay so, if I'm getting this correct, Hagakure said that Iida had a thing with Mineta then Iida went and yelled in the common room...

Lesbians : Yep, that's exactly what happened. No-one is exactly sure if he's still sane but yeah

Smol Might : He's scary when he yells like- Hold up there buckaroony just gotta leave

In the Darkness : and NOBODY is questioning the fact that Mineta texting this chat calmed him down a certain amount?!?!?

Lesbians : Wait- Whattttt

Pikachu : How the hell did Tokoyami get that-

In the Darkness : Dark shadow.

Pikachu : One secaroony

Denki Kaminari made chat
'Does Iida have the big gay for Mineta?' and added Fumikage Tokoyami, Toru Hagakure and 2 others

Denki : There we go

Tokoyami : That name tho-

Midoriya : Oh shit

Jiro : Midoriya, don't swear you are soft bean

Denki : Kay but like- We have a task at hand! Does Iida have the big G A Y for the grape?!? we have this evidence so far
- He muted me and Hagakure when we said what we said
- He calmed down some amount when Mineta texted the group chat
- He never denied it
Kay so thoughts?

Hagakure : I have something to say, what if Iida doesn't have the big gay for Mineta, but it's the other way round???

Midoriya : Well Iida has pointed out tons guys he's thought were hot when me, him and Uraraka hang out, so he's either extremely gay or he likes to say what guys look good in his opinion.

Tokoyami : I'ma send Dark shadow to stalk Iida for a bit.

Denki : Make sure he doesn't spot dark shadow tho.

11:26 AM

Hagakure : GAYSSS I found this!!

HES BISEXUAL, MY THEORY HAS SOME EVIDENCE-

Jiro : Wait- what if he doesn't like Iida and he still is a pervert...
Shit no one's safe

Tokoyami : Nah I'm safe. I'm non-binary

Jiro : I know like 2 bisexual people who are dating enbys-

Midoriya : That IS a pan flag right---