Totally (Ab)Normal | Namjin

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Notes

Group: Humans
Behavior: Mixed
Diet: Everything
Language: Multiple
Leader: Multiple
Planet: Earth

Additional notes:
-Humans are a confusing species. For one, they refuse to believe any other life forms outside of them exist. A few of them are smart, but humans in higher positions keep denying such things.
-Humans do not have one specific leader. They have multiple leaders around their planet. Not all humans worship the same leader
-Humans are cute! They make alliances with other humans, and some alliances end up becoming stronger through something called the "birds and the bees".
-From my research, there are presumably no "birds and bees" involved in alliance strengthening. Is it possible the humans are throwing us off?
-Some humans are mean. They kill other humans and species, even if that human or species did nothing to them.
-Overall, the planet is still far too confusing to capture. Still need more info.

"This is all you have?"

"Unfortunately, Yes. It's hard to gather data here when all you have is a microphone miles away."

"Then we need to infiltrate the planet." The alien's eyes widen as he stares at his boss in disbelief.

"Infiltrate?! We barely have any information on humans! They kill other species of no threat to them. Humans kill other innocent humans!" He tries to reason, but his boss's decision is set in stone the moment that he said it.

"We look just like them, we'll blend right in. I'm sure some of our conmen will easily slip into the crowd."

"No, we cannot send our best men. If the humans figure out, we'll have nothing. We're miles away from our home planet, and it will be instant death if the humans figured out about us."

This statement has the head of the ship quiet. He lets out a sigh and pulls out a holographic notepad. Scrolling through the private files, he finds exactly what he's looking for.

"We'll send him, then." The assistant's eyes widen even more than before.

"Him? The runt? Why?! I thought we were sentencing him to death, that's why we took him out here."

"He's useless on our planet. We could send him and spare the lives of our specialists until we believe the time is right."

The logic made a bit of sense, but the assistant still wasn't convinced. This was the runt they were talking about, the worst of the worst. If the boss was sending him, that meant he must've had something up his sleeve.

"Boss, I don't know about this. What if he jeopardizes our species completely?" There was a long silence for a second. While the assistant looked from the boss to his notes, the man in charge simply stared out of the glass at the beautiful blue and green planet below.

"One wrong move, and I'll pulverize him."

The assistant already knows that the boss was not lying. He knows because the assistant before him met the exact fate the boss mentioned. The assistant lets out a soft sigh as he presses a button, and the speakers in all of the ship turn on.

"To all personnel in the ship, please retrieve the runt and bring him to the cockpit; he will be making a voyage to earth shortly." He turns off the loudspeaker and looks to the boss, who continues to stare at the planet he's been waiting to conquer for years. "Are you sure about this? Our science field is working hard on making new technology for better information-"

In the room, the echo of a zap - like a bug against a bug zapper - was heard, and there was a pile of ashes on the ground. A notepad full of notes on humans falls onto it, and the boss picks it up. The door to the cockpit slides open, and a male-looking creature is forced through by three guards.

"Hey, you're gripping my wrists too hard! Let go of my hair, it takes forever to fix it without a mirror! Wait, get your hand away from my ass!"

"Enough."

The room is silenced and the male in the raggedy clothing looks at the boss with a disgusted face.

"Yikes, it's you. Honestly, you should just kill me now. I would prefer no torture considering this face is something our planet never gets to see very often-"

"I said enough." The boss growls, and the runt immediately shut up. "This will not be easy," He says, showing The Runt a watch. "This watch has a checklist on it. Press the tiny purple button and the checklist will appear. If you complete the checklist on earth, I will relinquish your death sentence. If you do not, I will be sure to torture you till your last breath. Do not test me, Runt."

The runt rolls his eyes and forces himself out of the guard's grips. The guards reach for him, but the boss puts his hand up as a signal to hold off. The runt crosses his arms.

"You know what, fine. I will." He says as his lips curl into a smirk. "But I need a set of casual clothes and a human name, genius." The runt was beginning to get on the boss's last nerve, but the boss kept his cool. He had to. As much as he hated to say this, The Runt was the greatest chance they had at figuring out the weak and strong points of earth and its dominant species.

"We will provide you a set of clothes, and a few weapons in case a human compromises your identity. Please go-"

"Name. I need a human name."

"Yes, I'm sure the name-"

"I want Kim Seokjin to be my name." The Runt was stubborn, something the boss had to admit he liked in him. People always bow down to him in fear of even questioning him. While he never wants his assistant to ever defy him, it was people like this runt... this Kim Seokjin that made his job interesting.

"Then your human name will be Kim Seokjin. Please, go arm up in your gear at once. You will make the voyage in one hour."

The Runt, now going by Seokjin, sighs and rolls his eyes; he was acting as if he was the most non-excited organism in the universe. But, in reality, he was ecstatic.

Finally, he was going to be the first of his species to visit planet Earth.