my mom was taking me and my best friend to Walmart 2.0 (the offbrand version) so she could go grocery shopping while we hung out. Me and my best friend (Peyton) decided to act like cool teenagers while we were in the store so everyone would think we were baddies. As soon as we entered the store, Bob Duncan, was collecting bottles of pee, because Charlie (not Demagorgan, his daughter) forgot how to pee. Peyton pulled down her pants and sprayed her urine all over him, but he enjoyed, it tasted like chocolate milk. He quickly licked it off the ground and ran away. After that trauma inducing experience we went to the "Adult Toy" section. As we skipped down that aisle, a vibrator jumped out and ate someone! we tried to save them, but they had already been vibrated to death, so we ran away shitting our pants. The vibrated tried to catch up with us, but we ran to quickly, so it gave up. We then stumbled into the "forgotten tik toker" aisle. We saw Baby Ariel throwing back on Jacob Saggy Tiles. Peyton was his biggest fan back in the day, so she sprays a little chocolate urine on them, as a sign of affection, but unfortunately, he takes this as a sign of aggression! He lunges at her, ripping her arm off at the elbow, making her look like Miranda Coopers older hotter sister who doesn't say slurs, or hit on underage men. She then ran away, because her idol had deformed her, but then Zoe Laverne pops out and says "Did i hear the words IDOL?!?"
