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a group of Gats
today  12:02am

daniel
y'all there is a raccoon outside my
window rn i am shitting my pants

jacky poo
it's a raccoon don't shit bitch

daniel
BJT WHAT IF IT ISNT A RACOON

daniel
i live in portland there's a lot of pot
heads here

space nerd
ok?? beat them off w all those
muscles zaddy

daniel
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT
A RACOON AND OR CRACK HWAD
I AM ONLY FIT BC OF LACROSSE
WHAT IS A BALL AND STICK GONNA
DO FOR ME RN

space nerd
HAVE GOOD AIME??? GIRL IDFK

zachary
settle down now kiddies 😊 u can
beat off the raccoon or person on
drugs i believe in u d

jacky poo
imagine getting ur ass beaten by a
raccoon i would kms

daniel
JACK I WILL KILL U

jacky poo
mf ur hyperventilating bc of a
raccoon rn threatening me isn't
gonna do shit

daniel
HOW DO U LNOW IM
HYPERVENTILATING

jacky poo
ur a gay theater kid faced with a
strange noise i wouldn't expect
anything less than a minor anxiety
attack

daniel
i am not a theater kid i am simply
a kid in theater there's a difference

jacky poo
sure

zachary
surprise shawty!!!! jack is actually
at ur doorstep rn

daniel
IS HE ACTUALLY PLS SAY YSS
I CANT DEAL W THIS SHIR RN

daniel
GUYS THW TOILET JUST FLUSHED

daniel
THERE IS A POTHEAD IN MY
HOME RN

daniel
HOWD THWY GWT IN SO QUICKLY
HOLG FUCKING SHIT

Old man mommy jonah 😘
ladies settle down

zachary
awh mommy jonah and daddy zee
dee aitch coming to keep peace
how true of us

daniel
ENOUGH WITH THW
HOMOSEXUALISM SOMEONE IS
BREAKING AND ENTERING AND
I HABE TO PISS BUT THERE IS NO
WAY IM LEAVING MY ROOM RN

space nerd
go piss king maybe the crack head
just wants a date

zachary
awh a potty date w a pothead how
romantic

jacky poo
i'm still not over the "i'm gonna kill
u" thing boy u r under ur bed shitting
over a noise

jacky poo
mf rlly thought he was doing something

daniel
hallway coast is clear

daniel
oh em gee no one in bathroom either

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