Random Things Z tells me:
1. If I had my own body, I think I’d rape you.
2. Can you hear it? Someone farted.
3. I can’t deny it if I think she’s hot, I’m a boy!
3.5.I can’t deny it if I think he’s hot, I’m a girl!
4. If you were normal, do you think your life would still be awesome? Yeah, pretty much. You’d probably have a lot of friends too.
5. STOP DENYING IT! YOU’RE CUTE AS FUCK!
6. Heh! They have two eggs, we have a million!
7. I think, if you were a boy, you’d be gay… or bi.
8. Sometimes, I think about dancing the Macarena… and one, two, three, go! Eh, Macarena Macarena Macarena!
9. I wonder; if you were actually my twin, would I commit incest?
10. If I raped you, would it be masturbation?
11. I’m sorry… it’s my fault you’re vain.
12. I think… you’re weird.
13. You should probably kill them someday.
14. Are you trying to sleep…? Remember the time when we saw a ghost in your house! Slenderman is looking at you! SANTA THINKS YOU’VE BEEN NAUGHTY!
15. The math test is pretty hard, isn’t it? So why don’t we sing! Mah anaconda dun, mah anaconda dun, mah anaconda dun wan nun les u guut buuuns, huuuun.
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The Unpredictable Life of a Teenage Fish
Non-FictionThis is the true story of Azzeeya DJ. She's a girl... sometimes. Well, she's a teenage fish to be exact. She's different from other humans. Her daily routine is not as common as the others. But she has feelings. This is her life. As sad as it may s...
