♡~Garrence One Shots~♡

Incorrect Quotes (ft. The Fam)

Zane: I have this headache that comes and goes...

Laurence: *walks in*

Zane: There it is again.
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Dante: Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Travis: It all makes sense now-
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Laurence: Garroth... What time is it?

Garroth: I'm not sure. Pass me that guitar.

Laurence: Okay, but why-

Garroth: *aggressive shredding*

Zane: *from the basement* WHO TF IS PLAYING GUITAR AT 2AM-

Garroth: It's 2 AM.
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Laurence: *knocks on Garroth's bedroom door*

Garroth: *opens the door*

Laurence: Hey.

Garroth: Hey.

Laurence: I can't sleep.

Garroth: I can.

Laurence:

Garroth: Good night. *closes door*

Laurence: I just wanted to cuddle, man-
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Garroth: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.

Zane: But-

Laurence: *covers Zane's mouth* S i l e n c e .
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Zane: It's impossible to tell if you're in the middle of your life...

Zane: So I've decided I'm going through an ongoing crisis.
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Laurence: I like your shirt.

Garroth: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Laurence: I want it 100% off.

Garroth: Stores can't give out free stuff.

Laurence: That's not what I-

Garroth: That's an awful way to run a business, Laurence.
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Dante: I have to pee, but I'm too lazy to get up...

Travis: Looks like urine trouble.

Dante:

Travis:

Dante: *cries*
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Garroth: *to Aphmau* We're so in love that we can even finish eachothers-

Laurence: Sentences.

Garroth: Laur, please dont interrupt me, it's very rude-
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Aphmau: All odd numbers have an 'E' in them...

Katelyn: Aphmau, go to sleep... It's 3AM.

Aphmau: T-h-r-E-E
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Vylad: *staying the night at Garroth, Laurence, and Zane's house* If you're a farmer and your job is to take care of chickens, you're a chicken tender...

Zane: Vylad, shut up...

Garroth: What the fu-

Laurence: *looks like hes seen a ghost*
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Laurence: What's for lunch?

Zane: Food.

Laurence: No, like, what are you having?

Zane: An unwanted conversation.
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Zane: I'm going to work.

Garroth: Have a good day!

Zane: Dont tell me what to do.
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Zane: I have an idea!

Aphmau: No murder allowed.

Zane: I no longer have an idea.
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Garroth: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth..?