3/homeschooled because I'm a genius!

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Time skip 2 weeks
"Emmett please please please don't make me hang out with Alice today it's absolutely horrible!" I beg for the tenth time sense he told me I have too.
"Sorry she'll kill me if you don't go kid."
"Emmett grow a pare and man up she is like a third of your weight and she's a lot smaller then you to, you are a seriously epic fail as a guy."
"Ha, she scares you doesn't she?"
"Yes, yes very much."
"Oh my god that's so funny does she know?"
"Yes and it's not that funny ok jerk."
"Yeah it's depressing." Alice says from behind me.
"Holy crap! How long have you been standing there?"
"The hole time."
"I hate when you do that it's creepy Alice!"
"Sorry Angel now let's go Rose is waiting for us yah know."
"Yeah yeah I know stop being so pushy you've got eternity after all."
"Yes I know but you don't."
"Oh my god Em your horrible!"
"You know I'm not."
"Shut up I'm mad at you."
"Rose."
"Yeah Angel." She say walking into the house form the massive yard.
"Help."I say running to her and clinging to her legs.
"What happened Alice, Emmett what did you guys do to her now?" She asks them sounding like Esme.
"One Emmett did it, two she hates me." Alice says fast.
"What... What... How... How... Is ... That my fault?" Emmett tried to say quietly but he failed.
"Alice I'm scared of you I don't hate you."
"Not any better."
"Emmett all I wanna do is hang with you and you say no every time I ask you."
"Well I fell like the bad guy now."
"Know what Emmett if you play with me I will forgive you."
"Ok what do you wanna do?"
"Play GTA 3."
"No your to young for that game!"
"Meany!"
"Ok fine!"
"Yay!"
1 hour 50 minutes later
"This game still sucks!"
"Baby!"
"I am not a baby the game is hard!"
"Nuha you suck at it!"
"Shut up!"
"Make me!"
"Ok rugrat I will, you get a five second head start. One... Two... Three... Four... Five." Emmett yelled but by the time he was off the couch I was hiding in his room under the bed trying not to breathe.
"Found you!" He says dragging me from under the bed by my legs 10 minutes later.
"Say sorry!" Emmett says tickling me.
"No!"
"Say it!"
"Never!"
"Say it or I won't stop!"
"Not on my life!"
"You'd better say it before you pea on yourself and Alice gets mad at you!"
"I'd blame it on you!"
"And I would deny it!"
"Oh really you would would you Emmett?" Alice says standing behind him.
"Oh god I'm dead right?"
"Right." Alice says jumping on him.
"Ha you deserve that!"
"I would advise you to run away my little friend because I'm not happy with you either!" She says smiling at me.
"Oh no." I says running out of Emmett's room and up a flit of stairs straight Into Carlile's office.
"Help me!"
"With what?"
"Long story."
"Emmett and I were playing video games he lost I laughed he got mad chased my up stairs I hid from him, he found me and starts tickling me until I almost pea on myself Alice comes in sees this attacks Emmett and now I'm running away from the both of them for the simple reason of I'm to young to die."
"Ha that's funny maybe you should go find Jasper he should keep Alice from killing you."
"Your helpful!" I say running out the door and down the hall right in to Alice.
"Um... Um... Um."
"Got yah, now come with me!"
"Oh god help me."
"I'm not that bad besides I have something for you."
"Sit here and do not move!" She says leaving me in the piano room with Rosalie and Edward.
She's a grouch today.
I think to Edward.
"No she's mad at Jasper because he won't talk to her."
So she is a moody little elf if she is ignored?
"Yes"
And I thought I was the only five year old in this house.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha! That one would have gotten you in a hole lot of trouble if she could read minds Angel." Edward says laughing like a nut job.
"What'd she tell you Edward?" Rose asks him.
"She thinks Alice is being Childish about the Jasper thing."
"Ha that's so true."
"Sh she can probably hear you yah know."
"Nah she's about six hours away right now getting something Emmett asked her to get for you because he says you need it oh and he told me to tell you you being homeschooled now because your a bonafide genius."
"We tested you last week your IQ is just as high as Carlile's so you can't learn anything in public school."
"Carlile's IQ is 308."
"Yay I love that about living with vampires the smartness rubs off on you after a wail."
"Here Angel Emmett says this is yours." Alice says handing me a small box that says happy birthday my little Angel on it.
I open the box to find a note in it.

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