The Lost Hero

You son of a Bitch

The next morning we decided to eat breakfast with the camp because that's when the gods and Romans are arriving. Even the immortal campers sit at their parents table. A table for chaos was brought in for us to sit at.

"Hey Jack, what if Chaos stayed the day with us like the others?" Luke asked as we sat down. "All we would have to do is annoy him enough to get his ass down here."

I have to admit it would be fun, before I could respond the gods all flashed in. They proceeded to sit at their respective tables with their kids. The Hunters arrived during the night sometime so they were here to. 

I don't think the hunters like me but that's because I'm male. If they knew I was Percy Jackson they wouldn't hate me but I have to stay incognito. The gods might try to kill me again and then I would be forced to kill them, therefore proving them right. I really miss talking to my old friends tho.

Zeus sat with Jason and they were talking about lightning and different amounts of charge to perfectly cook a turkey? I'm confused?

Hades sat with Nico and started playing Mythomagic. I smile at that and notice Bianca smiling happily. 

An eagle swooped down carrying Hazel, dropping her of at Hades Table and transforming into Frank, who left for the Ares table. I was slightly surprised to see Hades give Hazel a hug before he continued his game with Nico, who now had his arm around Hazel.

Apollo was giving a six year old girl with blonde hair a piggyback ride while also carrying what looked like twin boys in his arms, talking to his kids about random archery tricks and medical things.

Athena was pouring over some blueprints with Annabeth and a few other kids.

Aphrodite was talking about couples she thought was cute *cough* solangelo *cough*

All the gods were doing something with their kids. It was beautiful. The only God not present was Poseidon, the thought almost made me sad. I mean even Hestia and Hera were here and they technically can't have kids and Hestia can't make it known that I'm her kid. 

Reyna came on her Pegasus leading the rest of the Romans that were here, she bee-lined for the Hades table.

"Hello Sorella." Nico beamed up at her.

I leaned over to Bianca, who was watching her brother closely. "What does Sorella mean?"

"Sister."

"Huh." I wondered out loud. "When did he get so close to the Roman Preator" 

I was startled out of my thoughts by Hestia and Artemis approaching the table. 

"You should ask Chaos to spend the day with us too." Artemis said, loud enough for everyone to hear and stop talking.

I shrug, "why not, Cast." He looked up from his food. "Would you do is the honors of annoying my father enough to get his lazy ass down here?"

The campers looked confused and the gods scared.

Luke grinned a mischievous grin. "Leave it to me. All I need is a fire, if you will."

I knew exactly what he was about to do. I created a fire in my palm and made it hot enough to disintegrate the food, well aware that everyone one was watching.

Luke scraped part of his food into the fire and said, "to Chaos."

Bianca giggled. A very annoyed Chaos materialized in the room.

"Who just sacrificed to me?" He demanded.

Bianca giggled again and I stifled a laugh, while Luke used his perfected poker face to look innocent. Chaos focused on our table, eyes landing on Luke.

"Why you... you little... ugh. No deserts for a month when this mission is over!" Chaos issued his punishment.

Luke looked crestfallen. "But.. but... NO! I swear it was Jacks idea!" He sold me out.

I gave Chaos my signature trouble maker grin. He glared at me. I could tell the campers were scared about what he would do but I knew what was about to happen.

"You son of a bitch. You know I hate that."

I placed a hand over my heart, acting offended. "Are you calling yourself a Bitch?" I asked innocently. "Because we both know you would never call my mother a Bitch. She'd have your head." I glanced at Hestia out of the corner of my eye to see her trying to hold in her laughter. Keyword trying. 

Chaos composed himself, "yes you are quite correct. Any who, why have you called me?"

"Well, dad, the gods are spending the day with their kids and I guess I just felt left out."

"You want to spend the day with me?" He looked shocked. "I thought you would be tired of me by now, son." 

"Never!" I stated with all the conviction I could muster.

Chaos sat at the table with us and we talked about a lot of thing. The day was great, fun even.