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Nebula: So...who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Comet:....I did it. I broke it-
Nebula: No, no you didn't. Trashcan?
Trashcan: Don't look at me, look at Sapphy.
Me: What? I didn't break it!
Trashcan: That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Me:...Because It's sitting right in front of us...and It's broken.
Trashcan: Suspicious.
Me: No, It's not.
LeSinningAsswhole: If I may, Luctionburg was the last one to use it-
Luction: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
LeSinningAsswhole: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Luction: I was using the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that-!
Comet: Okay, everyone calm down. I broke it, let me pay for it Nebula.
Nebula No! Who broke it?!
Me:...Nebula, Cookie's been pretty quiet-
Cookie: Really?!
*arguing ensues*
Nebula: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict three hours from now, they'll be at eachother's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *observes the chaos* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
