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Comet: Hey Sapphy, can I have a sip of that water?
Me: It's not water.
Comet: Vodka? Aren't you underage-
Me: It's vinegar.
Comet: I-what?
Me: Vinegar >:3
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Trashcan: *blows super loud airhorn*
Nebula: WhY-
Trashcan: Why not-