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*after being hired*
Luctionburg: Wait is this one of those creepypastas?
Croissant: No, It's a scary spaghetti-
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*inside SCP 173's containment cell*
LeSinningAsswhole: We gotta go do this job-
Azure: Are we all gonna die?
Me: Okay, I will clean the entire room for you. You guys just have to promise me to look at a very very naked concrete block.
Azure: Oh God.
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Croissant: I feel like we should just sacrifice Sapphy when we see the thing-
Me: Hey, if you kill me you lose an eNcYcLoPeDiA-
