The timeline of Vanessa, Mia, and Dahlia becoming Precure then Emilia becoming a Precure months later along with their identities and secrets being exposed and all that crap is complicated and I haven't got to work it, so this sometimes the chapters in this book takes place before the sides found out about their daughters being Precure and Dahlia's depression and in some chapters, they do know about them being Precure. If you're confused, I'll explain in another chapter
THESE TAKE PLACE AFTER VANESSA, MIA, DAHLIA, AND EMILIA ARE EXPOSED AS PRECURE TO THEIR PARENTS AND WHERE VANESSMIA AND DAHMILIA ARE CANON
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21-Year-Old!Drunk! Vanessa: *Pointing at Mia* THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKERS!!
21-Year-Old!Sober! Dahlia: Your wife, Vanessa.
21-Year-Old!Drunk! Vanessa: My wife! Even better!
BLEEP
Roman: Hey, are you ok?
Vanessa: Not really... I have this headache that comes and goes
Utsubyo: *Breaks in* MY ORCHID
Vanessa: There it is
BLEEP
Utsubyo: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Cure Orchid (Vanessa): You're a hazard to society
Cure Vento (Dahlia): And a coward. Do 20
BLEEP
Emilia: What's your favourite type of instrumental music other than memes?
Dahlia: Your moans
Emilia: *Blushes and is now kinda horny*
Dahlia: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BLEEP
Where the ship kids are now all adults and are newlyweds
Vanessa: I'll speak French between your legs~
Mia: Wow that's the hottest thing I've ever been told
Emilia: I'm just imagining someone yelling 'BONJOUR' at a penis
Dahlia: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANT
Hinako: tITTY CROISSANT
Alex (Non-binary fairy and Hinako's love interest): None of you guys should be having sex
BLEEP
(Scrabble)
Hinako: I will put my 'A' to make 'A'
Emilia: I will add to your 'A' to make 'AT'
Dahlia: I will add to your 'AT' to make 'RAT'
Mia: I will add to your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATGRAPHIC'
Vanessa: *Flips the board*
BLEEP
Deceit: Are you in love with Emilia?
Dahlia: *Sweats* ...No
Deceit: Then why do you draw 'D + E' in hearts everywhere?
Dahlia: It stands for 'Depression' and 'Eternal suffering'
BLEEP
12-year-old Vanessa: You look nice, I want to kiss you
12-year-old Mia: What?
12-year-old Vanessa: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU
BLEEP
Utsubyo: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
Utsubyo: AND I'M TOO OLD TO EAT OFF THE KID'S MENU
Utsubyo: What a stupid age I am...
BLEEP
Vanessa: Screw this! Let's fight!
BLEEP
Utsubyo: We'd be great together! We could be Romeo and Juliet, along with Cleopatra and Mark Antony!
Cure Orchid: Um, didn't they all die?
BLEEP
Vanessa: *Sees Mia*
Vanessa to Virgil: I THINK I MIGHT BE MORE GAYER THAN ORIGINALLY EXPECTED
BLEEP
Dahlia: *Choking back tears* Wanna fight?
BLEEP
Vanessa who's cross-dressing as Van: *To a king of some kingdom* Well, I technically can't 'man-up' because... I'm actually a girl
King: Okay, any other surprising confessions, 'Van'
Vanessa: I'm gay
Dahlia behind a pillar: He said something surprising, Vanessa
King: *Nods*
BLEEP
Dahlia: This is so gay
Emilia: We're literally 2 girls dating each other
BLEEP
Emilia: What time is it?
Dahlia: Idk hand me that recorder and I'll find out
Dahlia: *Plays the recorder very loudly*
Vanessa, Logan, and Deceit: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 3AM?!
Dahlia: It's 3AM
BLEEP
Utsubyo to Mia: Hey can I borrow a pencil?
Vanessa from afar: CAN I BORROW A BRICK TO THROUGH AT YOUR HEAD?!
BLEEP
Cure Orchid: Remember that 1 time I liked you?
Utsubyo: No
Cure Orchid: Good cuz it never happened
Utsubyo: Aww..
Cure Orchid: HA HA! *Gives him double birds*
BLEEP
Vanessa and Virgil: *Are listening to music together*
Utsubyo breaking through the window: What's missing: A, E _, O, U?
Vanessa: I
Utsubyo: What's the opposite of hate?
Vanessa: Love
Utsubyo: What's the opposite of me?
Vanessa: A successful person
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