#1: I'm panicking Amber. I don't know what to do.
#2: I'm not Amber but why are you panicking?
#3: Not Amber either.
#4: Nope. Are you okay?
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Where a scared little boy meant to text his friend but ended up texting three strangers....and then never...
Luke: Oh my god. I'm flying to Australia today and I feel like throwing up because I'm absolutely terrified. I've never been on a plane before and I'm going to be completely by myself. That's horrifying.
Calum: You'll be okay. It's scary for the first few minutes and then it's not anymore. If it stresses you out too much just pop in some headphones, close your eyes, and pretend you're floating on the water or are peacefully in your bed until you feel comfortable.
Michael: The more and more we text, the nicer and nicer Calum becomes.
Calum: I remember the first time I went on a plane. I had my parents with me and I was practically petrified but I promise Luke it's not that bad.
Luke: Okay.
Ashton: Oh my god I cut my arm and I'm bleeding a lot and panicking and I don't know what to do because I don't have any bandages and mom is going to be here soon and I don't want her to see.
Ashton: And I totally didn't see Luke's plane issue. Ignore me.
Michael: How bad did you cut yourself?
Ashton: Not that bad. Ignore me. I'm just being a baby.
Luke: You said you were bleeding a lot.
Ashton: It's not that bad. I'll be fine.
Calum: Why wouldn't you want your mom to see your cut Ashton? It was an accident wasn't it?
Ashton: Yeah. Of course it was. It's just my mom is a bit chaotic and will take it the wrong way.
Ashton: Do any of you know how to get blood out of carpet? Like a white carpet.
Calum: No.
Luke: Google it.
Michael: Ashton how bad are you bleeding?
Ashton: I will be fine.
Michael: Will be doesn't mean you are.
Calum: Ashton are you really okay?
Luke: I hate to leave in the midst of this but I've got to get on the plane. I'll message when I land.
Ashton: Okay.
Ashton: I got my arm taken care of. I found a bandana and wrapped that around it.
Michael: So you're okay?
Ashton: Yep.
Calum: That's good.
Ashton: Yeah. I've got to go and actually buy groceries. I'm completely out of food.....unless I want to eat mouldy bread which I wouldn't be opposed to if I wouldn't get sick.
Michael: Can't that kill you?
Calum: I don't think so but I could be wrong.
Michael: I'm too lazy to google it.
Calum: Is it weird to paint your nails if you're a boy?
Michael: I don't think so. Why?
Calum: No reason.
Michael: I'm not gonna lie. Your abs have been in my dreams Calum and I totally want to have sex with you......I don't even know if you're gay.
Calum: I am. But you're literally the only person who knows.....and Luke and Ashton will when they read this chat. I don't think it's fair that you three know what I look like but I don't know what you guys look like.
Michael: *Image attached*
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Michael: That's me.
Calum: You're really good looking.
Michael: Thank you. I don't hear that very often.
Calum: Well people must be blind. You are one of the most attractive people I've ever seen.
Michael: How do you think Ashton's shopping trip is going?
Calum: I hope well.
Michael: Me too.
Ashton: You look good Michael.
Michael: Thanks how did shopping go?
Ashton: Horrible. I grabbed the wrong amount of money. I didn't have enough so I left the store and broke down in my car without buying anything. I went back to my house, got more money, drove across town to the other grocery store because I'm too scared to go back to the one beside my house ever again, and I still didn't have enough so now I'm about to drive 4 hours away to another, cheaper store.
Ashton: If it goes well then I'll continue to shop at that store because I'm too scared to return to any of the others.
Calum: You're driving 4 hours away because you're too scared to return to a grocery store? And you'll never go back to those stores ever again?
Ashton: I'm aware that's pathetic. You don't have to point it out.
Luke: I like your face Michael.
Luke: Also. I LIVED!!
Michael: Thank you Luke. And whoop. You didn't die.
Luke: *Image attached*
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Luke: Now you know what I look like.
Calum: Is that a lip ring?
Luke: Possibly.
Michael: You're so pretty Luke.
Calum: That's hot.
Luke: Thank you.
Ashton: You are really attractive Luke.
Michael: That was a quick 4 hour drive.
Ashton: Oh. Yeah, guess it wasn't that long of a drive.
Luke: Ash, you should totally send us a picture of yourself.
