Untitled Part 5 because dick water was all i had left

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me: welp.... its been 2 months since the last part of this bad grammar fanfic....why tf r u reading this shit..hhhh ok lets continue
Kris:...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my head...it furigin HORT hhhh what time is it...*checks watch* o damn ive been asleep for like 2 months again...welpmmmmmm beter get strtedmmmm

some walking later...

susie: oh cool bubble piles *casually hides in a wubble bubble pile*
Kris: yo hoe wheres the lube!?!?!
kris: huh...wubble bubbles and stacks of them...arent those toys outdated af
susie: yea-
kris: HO WHERE YOU AT
susie:...
Kris: *barely breathes on wubble bubble pile and they pop*
Kris: damn theyre so outdated they pop on contact
susie's mind: wtf how come this smooth skin ass nigga can pop them with his small ass breathe and my scale covered ass self hides in them and doesnt break them..oh well..seems i cant hide from him for long before he wants to smash
Kris: yo dino lady..i fucking see you and your gay ass
susie:*sigh*
me: HURRY TF UP
Kris: sheesh fine
susie: *comes out of the bubble pile*
susie: sup
kris: this is gonna be a long day..

later

???: loli-ho loli-ho i see the foe hah master dio will be pleased when i exterminate them all..hehehe they have no clue but THEYRE IN A DREAM WORLD!!!
??? (diff from above): *shoves ??? off cliff unknowingly*
???: *lancer laugh* get rekt noob lol i didnt even see you and you got hit **NOOB**
Lancer (we all saw that coming): hhh where is berryboy and angry girl?
oh...there they are...

kris and susie: *waves*

lancer: get rekt lol *throws spades*

susie: sup (RUN BITCH RUUUUUN)

kris: IM FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIIIIIIII

DIO: YOU WERE EXPECTING A DELTARUNE MEME BUT IT WAS I DIO


Kris: wait why is the text getting further..


susie: sup



lancer: uh  oh  .




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